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One of my favourite things in Baccano is when a character reacts to another character's actions by going "waow this guy is insane!"

Like, my brother in christ, you're in the insane characters story.

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Heart of the hex

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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x09 - “The Dirt Under Your Nails.”

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stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

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I have successfully snuck into the rationalist secret base. The guard heard me slip when I was scaling the fence, but muttered that one piece of evidence doesn't overturn the low probability of intruders and didn't look for me. Then I slipped again when climbing down the other side of the fence, but he chuckled about the frequency illusion and didn't even turn around.

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Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

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I’ve been thinking about this all week god help me

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“if you have a bit of stress then you can use this, but if you have a lot of stress use this one”

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Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

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Every time we have the pesto egg honey grilled cheese for dinner I think “eh this isn’t going to be as good as I remember it being” but it is

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thank god for the mythbusters though because it used to be that whenever i knew i had insomnia i’d just kind of accept it and stay up doing whatever until my morning classes and spend the day feeling like shit

but then they did an episode where they established that even just fucking laying there for a half hour, not even sleeping just laying there and not even for an hour, makes a significant difference and you’ll feel way better

it has made a huge difference in my life to know that it’s okay if i can’t fall asleep, it takes a lot of the pressure off and ironically helps me fall asleep better

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sagisawa from birdmen for the sketch requests, if you're in the mood to draw him? :0 i miss birdmen </3

on the topic of animatics heres a birdmen animatic i SWEAR i will finish one day

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Art by  KK Zhang

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whats baccano about. well it's about thiss couple's honeymoon cruise and everyone has a nokia and this one guy has a beatles ringtone except he's supposed to be dead and there's a bunch of really old twenty year olds and a train . we have tto go to alcatraz to get this terrorist's eyeball his wife is dead btw and he's very sad . can this british man stop telling me to smile. silent films are going out of fashion :( Mafia capos fighting and there's drugs and liquor and the Prohibition was tough but look we're in norway now and we're talking about jim carrey. who let a 12 year old trans boy and his vampire bodyguard to be execs of a criminal organization fr... sometimes a messed up child torturing cult gets their hands on you! the spanish aristocracy was fucked up.. you can vacuum people into your right palm but it's probably not a good idea wow the harem owning bisexual girlboss is still alive crazy how the witch hunts of the late 1600s fucked some people up . why is this man named jacuzzi

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Tis the season