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all most of my baccano favs </3

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shoutout to everyone

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Omen

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the bus may cost me $6 dollars a day but at least its slow and unreliable

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Swallowed by the fog

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i was so scared for him

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the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.

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One of my favourite things in Baccano is when a character reacts to another character's actions by going "waow this guy is insane!"

Like, my brother in christ, you're in the insane characters story.

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Heart of the hex

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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x09 - “The Dirt Under Your Nails.”

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stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

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I have successfully snuck into the rationalist secret base. The guard heard me slip when I was scaling the fence, but muttered that one piece of evidence doesn't overturn the low probability of intruders and didn't look for me. Then I slipped again when climbing down the other side of the fence, but he chuckled about the frequency illusion and didn't even turn around.

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Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

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I’ve been thinking about this all week god help me