heirald
Irresistible
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Andrea; Still trying to figure out what the right thing to say here is 6/21/12
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heirald · 10 years ago
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8.19.13
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"Get in the car princess, daddy’s taking you shopping."
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"Daddy’s has to work hard today so he can spoil you later."
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"That’s right baby doll, swing the mallet just like daddy showed you."
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"I’m in a rush little one, whatever you want just charge it to daddy’s credit card."
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heirald · 10 years ago
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teacher: you failed the test
me: i am just a humble delicate gentle flower nymph elf fairy man person blooming garden... do not step upon me or yell with your words
teacher: im so sorry... i didnt realize..
me: its ok, but please try to remember next time.
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so being a 21 yr old college graduate... you don't feel weird that you love a boyband?
what am i supposed to love??? briefcases??? 
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Ed Sheeran attends the 56th GRAMMY Awards.
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Kansas City, Missouri. July 19, 2013 x
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i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate
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“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 
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The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch
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make me choose - vildemort asked: my mad fat diary or orange is the new black?
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