Andrea; Still trying to figure out what the right thing to say here is 6/21/12
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"Get in the car princess, daddy’s taking you shopping."
"Daddy’s has to work hard today so he can spoil you later."
"That’s right baby doll, swing the mallet just like daddy showed you."
"I’m in a rush little one, whatever you want just charge it to daddy’s credit card."
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teacher: you failed the test
me: i am just a humble delicate gentle flower nymph elf fairy man person blooming garden... do not step upon me or yell with your words
teacher: im so sorry... i didnt realize..
me: its ok, but please try to remember next time.
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so being a 21 yr old college graduate... you don't feel weird that you love a boyband?
what am i supposed to love??? briefcases???
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i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate
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“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.”
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The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch
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make me choose - vildemort asked: my mad fat diary or orange is the new black?
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