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eleven year olds need book series filled to the brim with violence and crime. it's like enrichment for them
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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

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Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess
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I hope this posts in order! @twink-on-the-brink @gracefulvaudeville
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ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries
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Congressional Republicans can end this at any time, you know. They can just do that. Stopping the tariffs wouldn't even take that many of them, not even 10 total.
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and another thing. please don't put in the paper that 28 children laughed at me
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For Mother's Day my husband took Penny to his parents Saturday night so I had the whole house to myself. Me and Boomy got to do the ONE thing we're not allowed to do when Penny and Husband are home
Eat dinner together on the couch and watch really bad law procedurals.
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can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy
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the original leeroy jenkins video was posted may 11th 2005… 10 years ago today… yowee
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