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why is this scary shit on here for no reason

look it's scaring wallace, poor guy

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this makes sooo much sense looking back because there was a time where i would get very uncomfortable and feel really weird whenever my friends made a joke about fucking or dating each other when they weren't dating and would never do that

i think i may be somewhere in the aroace spectrum because ive realised i dont really get 'aesthetic romantic attraction', like, romantic attraction (i want to date xyz) i get that, sexual attraction (i want to have sex with xyz) i get that, but i dont get is "i find xyz hot" like idk

i dont get/understand celebrity crushes, i dont really have a grasp on stuff like that, but i'm still allomantic and allosexual i think

maybe its i dont like looking at people like that if we're not dating but idk ive not really been in many relationships (two, one that counts, none that were healthy(but its fine))

idk????

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how did i not know this was a thing

i think i may be somewhere in the aroace spectrum because ive realised i dont really get 'aesthetic romantic attraction', like, romantic attraction (i want to date xyz) i get that, sexual attraction (i want to have sex with xyz) i get that, but i dont get is "i find xyz hot" like idk

i dont get/understand celebrity crushes, i dont really have a grasp on stuff like that, but i'm still allomantic and allosexual i think

maybe its i dont like looking at people like that if we're not dating but idk ive not really been in many relationships (two, one that counts, none that were healthy(but its fine))

idk????

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as soon as something goes too far into my throat i have the sudden urge to tell a funny reoccuring joke

call that a gag reflex

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giran...

I will never escape the fact that I’m into mcyt at this age. This is a defining feature of my personality and will be for the rest of my life.

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a fuckin flea

good news! you're an animorph! bad news! you didn't know about the two-hour limit and got stuck in your first morph, which is whatever this wheel lands on

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i made the mistake of looking through the ild messages of me and my friends' discord server and i feel like ive kind of re-absorbed some of the mannerisms of past me and idk what to do now

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americans going to their favorite shop called john jefferson with their best friend called supermart

did u know British people put things in a basket on amazon dot co dot uk

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who is this "kim kardashian you speak of?" as a humble brit i only know wallace and gromit, winston churchill and mr bean

did u know British people put things in a basket on amazon dot co dot uk

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THEY'RE INVADING

did u know British people put things in a basket on amazon dot co dot uk

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americans on their way to american tesco's (called something strange like walled-mark or something??)

did u know British people put things in a basket on amazon dot co dot uk

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well what else is it called??

did u know British people put things in a basket on amazon dot co dot uk

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the awebo really deserves to be called that

also i had no idea that's what kiwis sounded like thats crazy

Some weird bird noises that I hope will brighten your day.

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wowee thank you i love birds yes

my favourite ones are pied wagtails they wiggle their bums and are really cool i see loads of them around and about

@heeblybeebly My Sources say u like birds so here are some birds as a token of goodwill :>

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and i'm looking at YOU

Small tumblr user jumpscare

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wow thank you

i should pass it on by saying that @1nv1s1bl3-r41ndr0p5 is pretty cool too

@heeblybeebly is pretty cool btw just saying

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wobbledogs ost is pretty calm

Why doesn’t Spotify let songs be classed as quiet without them being sad I just want to be calm not distraught