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watching video game challenge runs where they try to beat a platformer game without jumping is so funny because they'll be like "well after performing six frame-perfect tricks in a row and abusing the object memory glitch to generate enemies from four levels ago for us to bounce off the tops of so that we can cross a single gap, we're immediately met with a wall that's too high to jump over" and you'll literally think well that's not fair. why would the developers put that wall in the way like that

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does anyone know why youtube videos from 2020 have had that 5y on them lately

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me: sees the word “despair”

the voice in my head that says danganronpa: danganronpa

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people talk about the weirdness of seeing school friends get married and have kids but its even crazier when its online friends. like bro i've seen your carrd kin list. we went to homestuck together. brothers in chronically online arms. what do you MEAN youre pregnant.

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laios in ep 15

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guy who moved out of his apartment

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People who call u without warning for non serious reasons are so scary like if you call me without texting me first im fully assuming you’re in a saw trap or something

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All flesh rots

Get as a print

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thanuri fans rise up ✊

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Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

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do you remember tumblr user izaya scammer/computerworm/evilfriends?

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I thought you liked catholics?

That’s a fetish. Good for roleplay but not earnestly irl. I like their horny art. But ultimately the Catholic Church is an enemy of humanity.

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sns pride collection

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The funniest part about Soul Eater will always be that there is a character in Soul Eater named Soul Eater Evans who Eats Souls and the show is not about him it's about his bestie

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My manager was like. "I found the best video on YouTube" and I said "oh?" And he said it's called "one hour of silence periodically interrupted by the sound of a metal pole clanking" and proceeded to play it

Every time the pole clanks he spooks like a wild horse and keeps getting more and more frustrated

We are about 20 minutes in and he's like "god I can't wait for this to be over" refusing to turn it off