hedgewitchnecromancer
hedgewitchnecromancer
Suburban Necromancer
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My official main blog that I now basically just reblog stuff too because I’m not good at The Tumblr Jokes. Writing blog @theauthorinblue and alt blog @miscellaniousbyblue
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hedgewitchnecromancer · 12 hours ago
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A comic I did for a roadrunner-themed anthology collected by my local indie comics group, 7000BC.
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hedgewitchnecromancer · 12 hours ago
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people moving to tumblr from twitter please fucking reblog art likes literally dont do anything except make the artist upset bc they have 2 reblogs and 55 likes
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hedgewitchnecromancer · 13 hours ago
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hedgewitchnecromancer · 13 hours ago
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In the states you can go to Walmart and buy a shotgun using your Mastercard, but a game could be censored for being LGBTQ themed.
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hedgewitchnecromancer · 13 hours ago
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Today on liked by Hozier
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hedgewitchnecromancer · 13 hours ago
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hedgewitchnecromancer · 13 hours ago
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my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"
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hedgewitchnecromancer · 13 hours ago
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The line between kink and horror is measured only in cowardice
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hedgewitchnecromancer · 13 hours ago
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hedgewitchnecromancer · 13 hours ago
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algebra is honestly funzies when you know what youre doing it’s like a puzzle that you feel smart for solving. however when you don’t know what you’re doing it becomes a challenge called who can turn into a feral dog and bite things fastest and brother i always win
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hedgewitchnecromancer · 13 hours ago
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Maintaining a diversity of ongoing personal projects is important because it enables you to procrastinate on one by aimlessly tinkering with another, thereby creating the possibility that you'll finish one of them by accident.
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hedgewitchnecromancer · 13 hours ago
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non homestuck dont understand. if you have cosplayed terezi, sollux, or dirk at  ANY point in your life you have bought shades from the same man. like its literally just one man whos making HUNDREDS of pairs of specialty cosplay glasses. it is literally JUST one man who makes those glasses on the entire internet
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hedgewitchnecromancer · 13 hours ago
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the plot chickens (becomes scared of its own premise)
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hedgewitchnecromancer · 13 hours ago
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Pro tip! If u have OCD, that genre of advice stuff that's like "if youre questioning whether youre X, you probably are" is not for you and is in fact poison!!!
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hedgewitchnecromancer · 13 hours ago
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i had a dream that tumblr implemented a new feature where you could put physical items in someone's ask box so you could send handwritten letters and notes and stuff, but in practice you ended up needing to clean out your ask box weekly because people would just fill it with stuff like wet leaves and sand and ketchup
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hedgewitchnecromancer · 13 hours ago
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i had a dream that tumblr implemented a new feature where you could put physical items in someone's ask box so you could send handwritten letters and notes and stuff, but in practice you ended up needing to clean out your ask box weekly because people would just fill it with stuff like wet leaves and sand and ketchup
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hedgewitchnecromancer · 13 hours ago
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna228055
https://www.axios.com/2025/08/29/cvs-covid-vaccines-kennedy-rfk
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