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CSI gender. 

CSI gender.

Yes, I identify as that made up technology that allows them to enhance every blurry image ever. 

But for real, anon troll, thanks for the laugh. 

CSI gender? Yeah your the one that needs to grow up can’t even accept your own gender have to pretend to be something else

Are you confused on what on what cis gender means?  Cisgender is a term that is used to describe people whose gender identity matches the sex they were assigned at birth.

I was born a female, my birth certificate says I am a female. I identify as a female. Idk who you think I am but I'm not the person you're trying to insult.

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Imagine taking the time to read through all of these Facebook accounts, following and interacting with literally DOZENS of non-famous friends and family members of Hanson, and still conclude that it’s some elaborate catfishing scheme.

“Don’t trust fake Hansons online“

“This Instagram anon. Sounds like the person who keeps submitting pregnancy secrets is going to them now. It sounds exactly the same!“

“This is the most entertaining thing about Hanson in the last few years and it’s not even real. Hanson are as dry as Taylor’s bleached hair“

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oh.

I remembered my password.

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@clockworkprincedev has made a Discord for discussing KiSS dolls! Come chat with us to learn how to view and/or create KiSS dolls in 2022.

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So I finally followed a lot of my friends’ advice and made a Patreon. No fanfic here; all original. Check it out and maybe drop me a few bucks? 

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I’m sure you’re not the only one, though! And I’m like a bad penny, I keep popping back up in this fandom ;)

russian nesting opinions

So, yeah, I’m still here. Apparently some people thought otherwise, which is fair. Over the past few years I have taken more and more steps away from the Hanson fandom, for reasons unrelated to hansongate. I won’t defend my decision to sort of stay, but I will say that I’ve always been a proponent of choosing how you engage with a fandom for your own mental health and have also always said that while there are a million wrong ways to do a fandom, there’s not one single right way. You choose what’s right for you and no one else.

But that’s not what this post is about. It’s about that other thing.

I honestly think The Masked Singer is a fucking fantastic move for the guys, and I can’t keep that to myself. Plenty of fans have pointed out that it’s a great way to get in front of a big audience before releasing new music, but it’s so much more than that.

The fans have recognized their voices easily, but the general public? They don’t know these adult voices. Getting in front of a massive audience without the Hanson stigma, which is so real and has only gotten worse in the past year, is a great way to get really, truly heard. Take my mom for example. Despite Hanson’s music being practically tailor made for her tastes, she has always despised it. She and I watch The Masked Singer and text each other our guesses through each episode. So I called her as soon as I found out Hanson were on it, and despite the fact that she had seen the Russian Dolls, she did not put two and two together and realize that’s who I meant.

“But the Russian Dolls sounded so fantastic!” 

Yeah, I know. I’ve been trying to tell you since I was 10. 

Like the promo says, the guys are full of themselves. To a fault. But even the best performers will struggle to be heard (without passing out) underneath those big costumes, and still put on a compelling performance when you can’t really be seen or hide behind your instruments. They’ll need the choreographers, vocal coaches, and more than that the show provides. Whether they’ll actually learn anything they carry forward and use afterward… well, I won’t hold my breath.

And, okay, maybe they don’t deserve a chance to rehab their image. But that is something this sort of show is known for so I don’t think it’s a coincidence they are appearing on it. I don’t expect a bigger or better apology than we’ve already gotten, but I do think they see this as a way to just let the music speak without all the drama getting in the way. So, that’s a thing, whether you agree with it or not. Like everything else, time will tell how well it has worked.

Anyway, I just really enjoy this theatrical, campy fever dream of a show, so I’m not going to complain about my problematic faves being on it *shrug emoji*

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russian nesting opinions

So, yeah, I’m still here. Apparently some people thought otherwise, which is fair. Over the past few years I have taken more and more steps away from the Hanson fandom, for reasons unrelated to hansongate. I won’t defend my decision to sort of stay, but I will say that I’ve always been a proponent of choosing how you engage with a fandom for your own mental health and have also always said that while there are a million wrong ways to do a fandom, there’s not one single right way. You choose what’s right for you and no one else.

But that’s not what this post is about. It’s about that other thing.

I honestly think The Masked Singer is a fucking fantastic move for the guys, and I can’t keep that to myself. Plenty of fans have pointed out that it’s a great way to get in front of a big audience before releasing new music, but it’s so much more than that.

The fans have recognized their voices easily, but the general public? They don’t know these adult voices. Getting in front of a massive audience without the Hanson stigma, which is so real and has only gotten worse in the past year, is a great way to get really, truly heard. Take my mom for example. Despite Hanson’s music being practically tailor made for her tastes, she has always despised it. She and I watch The Masked Singer and text each other our guesses through each episode. So I called her as soon as I found out Hanson were on it, and despite the fact that she had seen the Russian Dolls, she did not put two and two together and realize that’s who I meant.

“But the Russian Dolls sounded so fantastic!” 

Yeah, I know. I’ve been trying to tell you since I was 10. 

Like the promo says, the guys are full of themselves. To a fault. But even the best performers will struggle to be heard (without passing out) underneath those big costumes, and still put on a compelling performance when you can’t really be seen or hide behind your instruments. They’ll need the choreographers, vocal coaches, and more than that the show provides. Whether they’ll actually learn anything they carry forward and use afterward... well, I won’t hold my breath.

And, okay, maybe they don’t deserve a chance to rehab their image. But that is something this sort of show is known for so I don’t think it’s a coincidence they are appearing on it. I don’t expect a bigger or better apology than we’ve already gotten, but I do think they see this as a way to just let the music speak without all the drama getting in the way. So, that’s a thing, whether you agree with it or not. Like everything else, time will tell how well it has worked.

Anyway, I just really enjoy this theatrical, campy fever dream of a show, so I’m not going to complain about my problematic faves being on it *shrug emoji*

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I’m really just looking for Hansonized versions of memes that have been done before.

Any Hanson versions of popular memes?

Just like the title says. Can anybody send me any Hanson versions of popular memes, like the “distracted boyfriend” one or literally any at all? Sources if possible!

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Any Hanson versions of popular memes?

Just like the title says. Can anybody send me any Hanson versions of popular memes, like the “distracted boyfriend” one or literally any at all? Sources if possible!

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If you’re in a relationship, and you are afraid to tell your friends about something that your partner did to you because you are afraid they will think badly of your partner, that’s a red flag.

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You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

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Who hurt you, OP? Was it “the other two”? Because uh... I think they were probably pretty justified in doing so.

“Dear Taylor, trim that beard, cut your hair and get someone to choose some new clothes that suit your style (not like isaac, but you too wear the same things over and over). Then, you need to invest in some vocal coaching, just to use your best voice and keep it. And finally, last step, ditch the other two! Oh, ok I get it you cannot ditch them, so take back the leadership of Hanson: the other two are back ground vocals and musicians. You are the star.”

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Well, shit. By this logic, my boyfriend who has been on Adderal since he was a preteen and has six herniated discs from a car accident, is probably a drug addict, too. I mean, he does smoke a lot of pot.

....am I dating Zac? Uhhhh... 

...I’ve suddenly forgotten whatever point I was trying to make about this dumbass confession.

“ Zac seems like the perfect candidate for opioid addiction. With all the medicines he takes for ADHD and the fact he has been surely prescribed opioid for those broken bones, this is a disaster waiting to happen. “

“ My heart sank when I saw zac’s post. I know he’s okay but that was a scare I wasn’t ever prepared for. “

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This just in: not everyone has the priorities OR income. Why is this so difficult to understand?

“I’m glad other fans finance Hanson’s business ventures because if it was for me they’d be broke. Look, I buy every singles cd or dvd and sometimes even the random piece of merch. But for the life of me I cannot understand how people lives revolve around hanson. As soon as hday finishes they book they next year one, but in the meantime they have booked Back To The Island and several shows. I see people that do that organising things in a way that it fits with jobs and family. I applaud that. Others that don’t have much money to begin with but they spend everything on hanson. (Some follow even other bands). Please, tell me your secret. I once tried to understand it, asking in a fb group. A fb friend told me I had different priorities: sure, feeding myself and not being homeless is priority! “

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“When you think of me, I hope it ruins rock ‘n’ roll.”

-Taylor Jenkins Reid, Daisy Jones & The Six

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Felt cute, might make fun of Hanson later idk

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But tumblr users are what’s wrong with this fandom.

(I’m sorry. I tried to stop myself from saying it.) 

Guys it finally happened. We’ve hit a new fandom all time low - a Hanson themed reusable sanitary pad.