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the philosophers of our time are on tumblr dot com
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"how am i gonna be an optimist about this?" was actually the craziest thing to have in the chorus of a pop song
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me every day cause I don’t understand anything
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when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.
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I think the historical treatment of left handed people is objectively the funniest form of bigotry mankind has ever displayed
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who put all these dramatic bitches in the same room
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The Legend of Zelda concept art. Ganondorf, Princess Zelda and Link.
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His biggest crime: bald-faced lying to a child.
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Living dead girl
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[ID: Digital painting of Claire from Professor Layton and the Unwound Future. She is depicted from the shoulders up, in her guise as "Celeste," pulling down the ribbon around her neck to reveal her head is severed from her body, holding on by a few ligaments. She wears a sad smile, bleeding from her nose and mouth as well. The background is a huge clock in blue and gold, and gear shapes and cracks are visible under it. end ID]
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I’m deficient in vitamins they haven’t even discovered yet
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