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you and your dreadful little polycule haven't seen the last of me

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midnight mass dress

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BG3 The Pale Elf quest

first of all, boy just failed his vampire exam

second, i'm so proud of him 😭

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LARIAN

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A cute white rat enjoying the beautiful fall colors of a backyard dogwood tree! After so many cats from me, it was time for a rat! Autumn is drawing to a close but the leaves have been so beautiful, really giving me morale.

Prints

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Missing my deadbeat vampire boyfriend…

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Do the right thing Baron

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the olives from which this oil was pressed received abstinence-only sex education

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hmmmm

he can't help you, eminem

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Honest question: Why do pop culture references work and get a laugh in things like Shrek, but in others they just come across as just being lame and forced? What makes a pop culture reference work? 

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Obsessed with the DC tourist asking for clubs with a “no ugly people allowed” policy that plays house

Is this person NYC or LA? Place your bets

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STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

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just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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This is from the cosplay contest skit I did, where we won best video game cosplay! No idk why I made that face either but here’s a Scrunch Luminary face for your troubles. Lmk if anyone would want to see the full skit, its on Youtube

(Erik is @omiomisa )

(Pic by Insomnia Gaming Festival’s official media team I think?)

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Jasper & Hendrik