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Ok so, I'm a bit stupid and decided to paint this slightly blasphemous version of that disturbing encounter between Sansa and The Hound during the Battle of the Blackwater.

(I basically ripped off an annunciation I saw in Urbino) (yes that green stuff is supposed to be wildfire, it looks like a bunch of plants).

Here's the print!

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a feast for crows really is baffling because somehow this 70 year old man wrote a book about climate change and gender dysphoria in 2005 and i don’t think he knows he did that.

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More Dunk and Egg fanart, featuring Dunk, Egg, and Aerion Targaryen from The Hedge Knight! I went a little further with the stained-glass style this time, and I'm happy with how it turned out! Especially Aerion's cloak, which is supposed to be fully black if I remember right; I added in the fiery colours just to help it pop XD

Also, the dragons here aren't actually there - it's meant to symbolize the Targaryens fighting (over Dunk hahaa)! The designs are based on the descriptions of their dragon eggs; Aerion's is gold and silver, and veined with red, while Egg's is white and green, all swirly. And the tree in the back is meant to represent Dunk :'''D

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"You're too big for that now, sweetling."

Dany and Viserion portrait because I miss my girls

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Joffrey was justified in executing Ned because it means I don't have to read any Ned povs after he's dead

Fake cognitive dissonance fan. Me personally I like doomed, delusional, lapdog, sitcom wife, loyal to a worldview that never existed, compassionate, clueless, came back wrong from the tower of joy and has been stuck there ever since, repressed, cyclical thinking, truly principled, dead Ned. No accounting for taste because those last few chapters were he’s barely hinged to reality and fever dreaming and About To Say It like the repressed is getting irrepressible is some of the most electrifying stuff in that book to me.

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feastdance dashboard simulator

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it’s so sick that people keep criticizing queen cersei as if she’s not the first female ruler of westeros??? literally elevating bastards and women to her small council is super fucking progressive as is creating the precedent of dismissing unfit kingsguard??

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aren’t all of her children literally bastards born of incest

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oh so now you’re going to listen to stannis baratheon, known misogynist, kinslayer, fornicator, team green supporter, and homophobe, huh.

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okay guys i know there’s no “perfect candidate” but you have to vote in the kingsmoot anyways not voting is how someone like e****n g*****y wins and literally anyone is better than him. suck it up and row to the polls

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ohhhh not this “vote your crew no matter who” “blue lips man bad” bullshit again. fuck off idgaf which godless man sits the seastone chair i’m not voting for asha shes literally a neoliberal

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first i had to give up my rights and then i had to give up my gods just to not get killed by fucking wights but i literally cannot believe the nights watch made me give up my strap as part of the treasure ransom. shit was expensive it was IVORY. i hate southerners so much i hope the lord commander dies

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DO NOT COME TO THE RIVERLANDS

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why

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there’s riverlands here

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freys

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my cousin got eaten by rats in harrenhal

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dumb cunts wearing raven feather cloaks strutting around who think they’re better than you but they’re not better than you

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i saw a guy get killed and then just stand back up and start fighting again because his friend kissed him on the mouth down here once

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giant feral pack of 60 wolves running around

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ok understandable have a nice day

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i hate the fucking sparrows can we be normal for five minutes or can we just not have shit in the crownlands

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ITS LORD COMMANDOVER #RIPBOZO

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CORN! DEATH! CORN!

(CAW! I follow members of the Night's Watch to remind them of their oaths!)

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Loras Tyrell x Queen of Love and Beauty!Reader Imagines

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girl this is notttttt the time he literally just fucking died at dragonstone?

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should’ve stanned jaime #LORASFELLOFF

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one kill yourself jaime lannister is an honorless kingslaying turncloak two i heard loras tyrell was literally fine?

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lord davos seaworth, the class traitor from the stannis baratheon administration, is a nasty little thottie and just died from making it clap in white harbor

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this tower fucking sucks.

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i’m just like rhaenyra targaryen for real

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people meat tastes good asf when you don’t have a wench in your ear saying it violates guest right

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need that targ girl in mereen to get those lizards over here and liberate this website by any means necessary cause what the fuck is going on

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i think tywin's 'a lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of sheep' line from the show is really funny because basically ALL tywin does is concern himself with the opinion of people!

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sansa: it's not weird to fantasize about judging your female friends' beauty as their future male lovers. ladies are under a lot of pressure so we do that all the time. i'm pretty sure we do that all the time

jon: yeah. i tell satin that he's as beautiful as a woman and that i don't mind that he's had sex with many men all the time and we work great together. i tell him that pretty much constantly. it's not weird

bran, who has spent the most formative years of his psychosocial developmental stages in a tree:

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King Aegon II Targaryen and his family, circa 129 AC From Left: Otto Hightower, Aegon II Targaryen, Aemond, Daeron (in portrait), Jaehaerys, Alicent Hightower, Queen Helaena Targaryen, Maelor, Jaehaera

The Young Queen Jaehaera Targaryen with her grandmother, Alicent Hightower, circa 131 AC

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Visenya and Rhaenys of House Targaryen

by zacckiell on twitter

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margaery and jaime are going to combine their joint slay (every single one of her husbands and his kings dying) and involuntarily kill tommen

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arthur & ashara at a tourney 💕

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The first thing everyone says when discussing asoiaf and/or game of thrones, the very first thing they say is: you’re never prepared for what they’ll do, your favourite characters aren’t safe, you won’t see where Martin takes it, you have no idea

And this is where my brain short-circuits - because.

You know that line about how can you hate Sansa Stark for enjoying stories about knights and maidens when you’re enjoying a song of ice and fire, a story about knight and maidens? To add to that:

How can you hate Sansa for not preparing for the worst, for not immediately knowing Joffrey would kill Eddard, for trusting everything to somehow work out, when the first selling point of this series is always: you think your favourite is safe, but they’re not. We all thought Eddard would live. When I read the build up to it, I kept wondering how Martin was going to trick his way out of this without it feeling like a cop out and then he didn’t

How can you speak derisively about Sansa expecting Joffrey to save Eddard, when every single fucking person reading the books thought exactly the same?

Sansa is the audience. There are plenty of metas on this, excellent metas, but this is the thing that sticks out the most to me. You just cannot fairly despise Sansa for expecting life to be the song she was always told it was, when the selling point of this series is that we’ll all think the same and then be wrong. You just cannot.

And by the by, on Sansa being the audience; she was handed a monster out of a myth, named it Lady and covered her in ribbons - if that’s not what every single fantasy-fan would do if someone handed us something similar.

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Brynden Rivers/Bloodraven and his full sisters Mya and Gwenys, + them as babies and their mom Melissa Blackwood. thought for the first pic that maybe bloodraven isnt so physically touchy but he loves his sisters so he expresses affection through his birds

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unnamed lord dayne naming his son after the guy who KILLED his brother is crazy work. three worst sources of arfur PR are his own family who doesn’t like him, his home country who doesn’t like his family, and his own demented actions even seen through the rose tinted glasses of the washed up ephebe he once groomed. that’s my GOAT

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Daenys and her baby Balerion

You can't convince me he wasn't spoiled.

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i got the wrong challengers i think