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HeartSprout
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NZ - 29 - Transmasc Agender. Artist - Actor - Writer - Enigma. If you can't be tolerant, be somewhere else.
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heart-sprout · 2 days ago
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I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.
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heart-sprout · 2 days ago
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the true meaninge of "christmas" lies in givinge me hams. actuallé.
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heart-sprout · 2 days ago
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If you are currently sitting or laying down this moment ask yourself if you are resting or rotting. Change your behavior accordingly
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I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.
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heart-sprout · 3 days ago
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Elon Musk seemingly endorsed the far-right, anti-immigration Alternative for Germany (AfD) party on Friday.
The big picture: The X owner has used his social media platform to promote his own ideologies. Since gaining more influence in the incoming Trump administration, the billionaire CEO appears to be exercising that power over politics in the U.S. and abroad.
Musk has shown recent support for other European right-wing populist politicians, including Italian Premier Giorgia Meloni and British politician Nigel Farage, who is big Trump champion in the U.K.
Driving the news: "Only the AfD can save Germany," Musk posted on X.
His message was in response to a post from German right-wing influencer Naomi Seibt, criticizing conservative chancellor candidate Friedrich Merz.
Context: Germany will hold a snap election in February, after a center-left coalition government led by Chancellor Olaf Scholz collapsed.
AfD became the first far-right party this year to win a regional election in Germany since World War II.
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heart-sprout · 3 days ago
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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear
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heart-sprout · 3 days ago
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He sits on my lap while I spin, he does the little jiggle
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heart-sprout · 3 days ago
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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands
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heart-sprout · 3 days ago
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okay, yes, I know that comma isn't supposed to be there but I want the reader to take a breath! I want a pause! Stop trying to correct me, I'm trying to control the flow of reading
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heart-sprout · 3 days ago
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Finally.
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heart-sprout · 3 days ago
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spent too long making 1 second animated gifs for discord emojis
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heart-sprout · 3 days ago
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was watching this video of a person making piplup out of polymer clay when all of a sudden theyre making???? guns????????
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heart-sprout · 3 days ago
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i love this image so much
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heart-sprout · 3 days ago
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this might be one of the worst things anyones ever said to me
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heart-sprout · 3 days ago
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Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard
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heart-sprout · 3 days ago
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one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 
i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”
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