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why listen to these so-called "experts" when you could listen to me, a guy who visibly isn't well

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forever and always insane about the fact that haunting means "heimsuchen" in german which literally translates to "homeseeking". a haunting is a search for a home you can never return to

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After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

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i have an angel and a devil on my shoulders but i think with my dick so there's not much they can do for me

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I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid

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WE 👯 can TAKE THE BUS 🚌 TOGETHER 💕

Alternatively;

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GO ON 👀🫦👀...

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❌️ NO ❌️

🤢😱👎👎👎

...........AND YET.........

Good luck.. you’ll need it.

~Chishiya ♦️

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I 👑🩴 am EVERYBODY'S 👯‍♂️👯‍♀️👯 TYPE THE FUCK ⁉️

.........but ALSO 👀

(had 2 redo this thing)

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SEASON 🌞🍁❄️🌷 THREE 3️⃣❓️❓️❓️

more like

❤️‍🔥SEASON 🌞🍁❄️🌷 OF ME 👑🩴🎩❤️‍🔥

AMIRIGHT 🤷😘💯

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how is everyone doing this fine night. i’ll go first i’m losing my mind

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Hey Hatter! What do you think of adding a lazy river to the Beach?

LAZY 💤 RIVER 🚤 ❓️❓️❓️

NAH ❌️👎👎👎

We need the

💥 HUSTLE RIVER 🌊

BUTT 🍑 in the FLOATIE 🛟 and DRINK 🍹 in HAND ✋️

But EYES 👀 NEVER 🙅 LEAVE THE PRIZE 🏆

WORK 🏗 HARD

PLAY 🏓 HARD

GET 👇 CARDS ♠️♥️♣️♦️

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Describe your character in 5 words

1. HOT ❤️‍🔥🥵

2. SEXY 💋

3. CORRECT 👍

4. GENIUS 🧠

5. FERGALICIOUS 😘

[My answer: Haunted, Clever, Relatable, Funny, Fergalicious (we agree on that one)]

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meowing will not fix this situation but its worth a shot

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⚠️ BEWARE ⚠️

the homoerotic girlbestfriend situationship CAN and WILL kill you