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T X T // sailor ☽ moon

SERENA: i meant over who gets edward and who gets jacob, thanks.

SERENA: you love me and you know it :)

SERENA: oh yeah? sounds like a keeper. go get it in.

SERENA: [http://68.media.tumblr.com/b488bff1fd66a10cb85bb213cd23e153/tumblr_inline_ocstpwUg6Y1tm5nf4_500.png]

SERENA: that's the best ur gonna get :)

HARLAN: we're still fighting and edward is still better i mean wouldn't you prefer to be a beautiful immortal man

HARLAN: i'm not capable of that actually :)

HARLAN: she went to bed without an invitation i've been snubbed

HARLAN: pretty but is that the best you can do princess :)

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@grahamcracker: @harlans2g I mean I dont see any problem

@harlans2g: @grahamcracker can u do burnin up next

@harlans2g: @grahamcracker i'll be the rapper

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imessage | best head no. 1 👌🏼

PHOEBE: c'mon, you know i'm always freshly stocked up. and that's not even me being a floozy, i just like to keep the pledges protected.

PHOEBE: no touching them btw

PHOEBE: well i don't have a boyfriend right now, so clearly i kind of suck at it.

HARLAN: but part of that does come from you being a floozy let's be honest with ourselves :)

HARLAN: and why tf not

HARLAN: looks like we both suck at it but i got something better you can suck at have no fear

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griffinfk:

‘ may have started a small RIOT at the grocery store when i convinced a random lady that cow steaks are so much better for you than beef steaks. ’

“ i’m not as much of a country bumpkin as you are      not even close, actually      but those are...the same thing, right? ”

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♡ » imsg: tba

OPHELIA: i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.

OPHELIA: when i die in the next 48 hours you'll know why

OPHELIA: what kind of flowers do you think i should have at my funeral?

HARLAN: and you just ate a pretzel that probably came from the bottom of that purse where all the lint is

HARLAN: carnations you can never go wrong carnations

HARLAN: stupid ass way to die tho tbh

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imessage | best head no. 1 👌🏼

PHOEBE: yeah, so not only do we have snapchat footage for the ages, but your little tussle is old news

PHOEBE: come over and count for yourself :)

PHOEBE: hey it's not my business, just saying that i'm more low key about my relationships.

HARLAN: good i'm bored of being in the public eye fame is really overrated

HARLAN: god fine u got condoms or do i need to bring some

HARLAN: i just never pegged you for the relationship type but u do u

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imessage | best head no. 1 👌🏼

PHOEBE: come on, that's old news. two english professors got into a fight in the parking lot because they both got the clap from the same physics professor - that's way more interesting.

PHOEBE: how many girls from my house have you slept with?

PHOEBE: oh, that's just because i know how to date people without excessive drama following with it 😇

HARLAN: oh shit for real?? this is like the best thing to ever happen to this campus

HARLAN: how many girls are in ur house again......it's not like i update the numbers every time i show up

HARLAN: oh drag me but all that was her fault i take no responsibility

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imessage | best head no. 1 👌🏼

PHOEBE: i'll plaster signs all around campus that boast of your kind and generous heart :)

PHOEBE: besides i just hooked up with someone else there a few days ago i need a short break

PHOEBE: omg it's just some guy i used to date are you satisfied :)

HARLAN: thanks maybe that'll get me off the hot seat for caving link's face in

HARLAN: oh wow already betraying me w my own brothers smh

HARLAN: since when have you dated someone i don't remember a boyfriend

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T X T // sailor ☽ moon

SERENA: at least there'll be no fighting.

SERENA: it is in my world so yours doesn't matter :)

SERENA: sabrina huh? sounds super hot.

SERENA: nah, leave it to imagination.

HARLAN: ur talking to me about no fighting?? ur barkin up the wrong tree

HARLAN: how...very...dare u

HARLAN: yeah she is got those pillow tiddies those double zzzz's

HARLAN: my imagination isn't so good anymore :)

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T X T // sailor ☽ moon

SERENA: obviously. he was way hotter than edward.

SERENA: not cool for you but definitely cool for me :)

SERENA: i wasn't supposed to get one in the first place, remember? it was meant for someone else who's name starts with s ;)

SERENA: now you'll never get one back.

HARLAN: we'll have to agree to disagree #teamedward

HARLAN: if it's not cool for me it's not cool for anyone haven't u figured that out yet :)

HARLAN: oh so you don't believe me okay :) but her name is sabrina and she's got HUGE tits

HARLAN: well if you wanted to send one back i wouldn't be opposed

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imessage | best head no. 1 👌🏼

PHOEBE: the part about you being nice or the part with you on illegal substances :)

PHOEBE: bc you're coming to a house full of cute girls vs me dragging my ass to pike and sweaty boys

PHOEBE: it's not a secret, it just doesn't need to matter :)

HARLAN: both but if you feel like you absolutely HAVE to spread positive news about me i'll encourage it

HARLAN: the dean needs to hear it

HARLAN: good point your house smells a lot better and you always have milk in the fridge

HARLAN: but you're keeping it a secret from ME on purpose right :)

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T X T // sailor ☽ moon

SERENA: werewolves are hot tho, js.

SERENA: alright, whatever. i'll delete the image and continue on with my day. maybe i'll send something sexy to someone; thanks for the idea!

SERENA: good. just be careful with those nudes, thorne. wouldn't want to send another one to me on accident and keep the other girl waiting.

HARLAN: does that mean u were on team jacob

HARLAN: ok don't use my own brain against me that's just not cool

HARLAN: i won't send you any more if you don't want any :)

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T X T // sailor ☽ moon

SERENA: i believe ur human.

SERENA: so u did mean to send it to me? now i'm confused too.

SERENA: oh shit. well that explains that. having a good time, tiger? ;)

HARLAN: oh good i'm glad ur not onto me about being part werewolf that would have been embarrassing

HARLAN: no i didn't but the girl i meant to send it to is right next to you on my contacts list

HARLAN: i'm not having a BAD time so :)

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T X T // sailor ☽ moon

SERENA: jfc. didn't i tell you i didn't want a pic of your dick on my phone?

SERENA: ...that's also me assuming that's what it is. unlike some, i actually listen and didn't open it ;)

HARLAN: you might not believe me but i too am human i make mistakes

HARLAN: and her name starts w an s it's confusing for me also i'm high af

HARLAN: ur really good at guessing

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T X T // sailor ☽ moon

HARLAN: [ IMAGE SENT ]

HARLAN: uh HEY how are you really great weather we're having

HARLAN: anyway don't open that

HARLAN: was meant to go to...........not...........you........................................................................

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imessage | best head no. 1 👌🏼

PHOEBE: the nicest i've ever seen you was on e at the beach harlan :)

PHOEBE: i'm literally naked right now but if you don't hurry it up i'll be in a turtle neck and slacks by the time you get here

PHOEBE: why 🙂 does 🙂 it 🙂 matter 🙂

HARLAN: and you're going use ur better judgment and keep that to yourself right :)

HARLAN: why is it always me coming to you smh just keep the clothes off and learn PATIENCE

HARLAN: why is it a secret :)

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@grahamcracker: help SOS I'm dying

@harlans2g: @grahamcracker u sound like a jonas brother