hcngman

[hcngman]

Seriously? Well you gotta rectify that ASAP.

What if ... hypothetically ... I haven't ever even seen Die Hard? <_<

[hcngman]

What?? That can't be true. You're like 29, tops.

I’m going to be 45 soon.

I don’t know how this happened.

Last night I went to bed ten years old. This is like that one Tom Hanks movie.

[hcngman]

[ sms ]: Hey, things are good. My leg's botherin' me a bit, but I'll be able to push through it, no problem. And thanks, I appreciate that. I've been puttin' my whole bein' into this heel turn, so I'm glad you think it's workin'. Don't worry, you're not in the line of, ahem, fire. Not yet, anyway.

[ sms ]: Uh, you want what now?? I mean, yeah I'd love a match with you again too, but I don't think we need to get that violent about it. Though I will admit that is pretty on point for me these days.

[ sms ]: Ah, right. Hate it when autocorrect does that. Hope it hasn't screwed up any real important messages for you.

auto-correct fail for a text that went hilariously wrong due to autocorrect

incoming text... @hcngman

[ sms ] : hey man, how's everything going? all good? i've been watching your work lately and i am loving it! the whole it's on sight really suits your character. i hope you don't after me. i just came back.

[ sms ] : i would die for a knife to have a match with you again though. it's been awhile since we've been in the ring.

[ sms ] : wait i didn't mean i would die for a knife. i meant i would love to have a match against you. i swear, this damn phone has been doing a lot of autocorrecting lately. it's annoying. i gotta get a new phone soon.

[hcngman]

Oh come on. How are you not considerin' watchin' the ultimate Christmas movie: Die Hard.

I cannot decide which Christmas movie I want to watch first. Jaws the Revenge or Batman Returns.

[hcngman]

You know me too well, darlin'. And I can't say no to dinner either, so I guess I can handle lookin' at it for a little while.

i knew you couldn't say no to meeee, haha. plus, the tree won't be up in your house so you don't have to see it ... unless you're staying for dinner after our shopping trip ! ( which you should so i can thank you appropriately )

[hcngman]

Bet they'll just recycle the Nightmare Before Christmas stuff since it covers both holidays. Definitely let us know what you find, though.

Its the first year they are trying it out. There are like ten stores total doing it or something like that? But there are some spooky holiday things there that I'm curious about. I'll keep you posted. c:

[hcngman]

Think I'd have to go with My Kink is Karma

She really is great. What's your favorite song?

[hcngman]

Welcome to the party, darlin'. She's great, ain't she?

I feel like I'm really late to the Chappell Roan party ... but I'm here now, and thats all that matters.

[hcngman]

Ah, you're pushin' it, darlin', but ok. I guess I can stand to pick out a tree that early. But just the week before.

that's basically the last day of the months ! we got to do at least a week before !

[hcngman]

Oh no way. That ain't right. Unless they got stuff featurin' all the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future or somethin'. But even then I'm not really on board with it.

I just found out that Spirit Halloween is doing a new thing this year where some of their stores stay open and sell Christmas shit. Spirit Christmas. What the actual fuck.

[hcngman]

Ok, I agree there's been a few too many people jumpin' on the 'stache train lately, but that just means you gotta own it more. And yeah it's itchy at first, but you get used to it.

also, no one said anything but, #cleanshavenstrong 💪

[hcngman]

Welcome to the team, darlin'! And yeah, I know I've been one of those big and scary lookin' ones lately, but I promise I don't do nothin' too bad. Except the occasional arson.

hihi, i’m lindiwe! ☻ i went to my first-ever wrestling show yesterday since starting my job, and i have to say… for people who look so big and scary, you’re all incredibly kind! watching someone get beaten to the point they’re bleeding, then walk over, notice i’m new, and ask if i’m okay was just amazing. aew is truly where the best wrestle. ♡

[hcngman]

I'll help you get the tree, but not until at least Black Friday.

come on, cowboy ! i counted on you to help me get the tree !

[hcngman]

I'm supremely disappointed in you for shavin' off the 'stache, Roddy. What happened to 'stache solidarity, huh?

also, no one said anything but, #cleanshavenstrong 💪

[hcngman]

Oh darlin', no. I mean, I'm not all that attached to Thanksgivin', but it's too early to go right into Christmas. I ain't ready yet.

so ... are we sliding from halloween right into christmas, or ... ? no november break ?! right ?

[hcngman]

Ouch. Way too early for a show. That's unnatural.

We've got to stop doing noon PLEs. I have to set an alarm ...

[hcngman]

Wouldn't be a bad idea for us to have one. There's plenty of guys who could compete for it. But then again, we do already have a fair amount of titles.

I’m just gonna say it. I miss the cruiserweight championship.