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This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable
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AAAHAHAHAHSJDHSHSHDOWLWPWFIEIIVKWIDORIRUEYIWOCMDKDSOFIWIIGWORJDIWKFISIOSOWOKQWOWIJFIEJFIWKWDJDIDKEOEIDOWKGIEKDKRIDKWKFOWOWOEJEISOGJEJEIRIDKWKTIEKWOEKE WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO WRONG THAT IM ONLY TOSSED TO THE SIDE AND ONLY USED FOR THE CONVENIENCE OF PEOPLE I HATE MY LIFE SO FUCKING MUCH. ITS ALL GONE TERRIBLY WRONG. JUST WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. I SHOULD DIE. KILL MYSELF. FINNALLY. ONCE AND FOR ALL. but thats so fuckkng stupid why would I ever holy fuck im not dumb. Im not fuckkng dumb. This isnt thirteen reasons why. I will not revenge suicide myself. Im not. Fuck. Im just so sad of being left out. “Hey, we’re at the beach. Would you mind moving the time of our uber?” WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?! I fucking invited you to be my friend and go together and then you go to to the fucking beach to get some rays while im stoned alone in my dorm room listening to jason robert brown?! Don’t you realize I’m alone?! IM ABOUT TO DROP FUCKIMG ACID! If either you of self-righteous, snobbish, rich-ass, fake ass, hoe ass bitch ass drugged up drunk horny cole sniffing ball licking face sitting cunt fingering dog loving mouth kissing son of bitches were able to understand me over time I would still be sober and i’d be out on beach before seeing Songs for a New World. And guess what i dont care if you’re not ready when the uber comes. I’m taking it.
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Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?
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I’ve listened to this on repeat for the past hour and I’m still not over it 💛
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TEACHER: This line goes in One Direction!
TEACHER: Solve exercise 1D as homework!
TEACHER: The answer to question 1 is D!
ME:
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i almost cried when i saw this for the first time
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Someone: “Hey! How’s school going for you-”
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Frozen is the first movie to show depressed charact-
Frozen is the first movie to be about an outcast-
Frozen is the first movie with magic-
Frozen is the first movie with a dysfunctional fam-
Frozen is the first to not have love at first sight-
Frozen is the first Disney movie to teach girls they don’t need to be saved by-
Frozen is the first movie where the princess isn’t only focused on marrying a prince-
Frozen is the first-
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