hazlezah
hazlezah
Space Alien Love Kitties
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the sun will probably be there tomorrow, but tbh I hope the clouds are too because the rays would be almost too much
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hazlezah · 3 hours ago
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 I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!
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hazlezah · 5 hours ago
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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hazlezah · 7 hours ago
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hazlezah · 7 hours ago
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hazlezah · 7 hours ago
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no amount of employment could stop me posting on tumblr dot com
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hazlezah · 7 hours ago
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really im not that much of a pervert a sword is a pretty conventionally attractive weapon to fuck
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hazlezah · 8 hours ago
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this qrt has absolutely fucking sent me
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hazlezah · 8 hours ago
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"The reason why I was so happy to play this role and so excited about the idea of being part of this universe because I thought it was so bold, so interesting, and so unique to have an ending like this. [...] It was one film and I knew what the end was going to be. And it’s one of the things that excited me the most, you know, that Star Wars was going to do that, was going to show what sacrifice means, and was going to go for it." — Diego Luna
ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY | 2016 dir. Gareth Edwards
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hazlezah · 8 hours ago
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do it drunk. do it high
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hazlezah · 8 hours ago
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hazlezah · 8 hours ago
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Oh how could you say such a thang thursday
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hazlezah · 9 hours ago
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Meso Cordilleran Highland Stygimoloch climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off of the mountainside. They crave that mineral.
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hazlezah · 9 hours ago
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hazlezah · 9 hours ago
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apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds
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hazlezah · 9 hours ago
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Sometimes I'm reminded how dumb Americans are
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hazlezah · 9 hours ago
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see her fabulous
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hazlezah · 10 hours ago
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One cool fact that I think more people should know is that, in the late 18th and early 19th century, it was Quite Trendy for people to take their maiden name, or the maiden name of one of their ancestors, and use it as a first name for their daughters, which is why Henry Portman of Mompesson House, who married Anne Wyndham, had a daughter named Wyndham Portman, and is also why Seymour Fleming (she of Scandalous Lady W fame) was named after her grandmother, Jane Seymour, and is also why
I have a direct ancestor
called
Mallet
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