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Hello

Once i dreamed where there was a life series like usual there's 3 lives and every session there's a new rule that everyone follows or else they fail (secret life ahh) and also cubfan and oli was added for some reason...

In one of the sessions the rule was to only speak in an american accent the entire session then grian just said in the most american accent ever "this sucks man :(" and then there's scar jumping off some dripstone and failed the water bucket clutch..

*manifesting cubfan rn for next life series*

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i hope no one's done this yet but either way i felt it had to be done after the hermitcraft vs mumbo video

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okay so no one's talking about how WE DONT KNOW LIZZIES LAST WORDS???

no like actually what

"ofc we don't know she was a robot!-" HER AUDIENCE COULD STILL UNDERSTAND HER????

she did that shit on purpose. she edited it to where we couldn't even understand her

at least we know scars last words so it's not that tragic BUT STILL

scars last words were filled with annoyance and impatience

jimmys last words were filled irritation and shock

and lizzie's

WE DOTN MNOW LIZZIES?????

anyways the bamboozlers are the most tragic team in the series fight me

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Nonono you don’t get it you don’t get it. The wildcard player winning wild life, and it’s the first win that doesn’t feel tinged in grief and sadness. He still hears his friend’s voices, he laughs, he triumphs, he finally wins. It’s celebratory, it’s wonderful, it’s a blaze of glory, it’s wild. And he doesn’t fit neatly into what the Watchers want and picture - he could be a comet, a black hole, a chariot, and he crashes through it all and screams that he doesn’t need anything but himself. Setting a new precedent, changing the series, changing the winners forever. Changing what it means to be a winner. It’s his, after all. He’ll make it wild. And hey! The fandom is ours. Draw him as a comet, as a black hole, as a car, as something else entirely. Write him as triumphant, as grieving, as manic. Do whatever you want!!! Have fun!!! Make it wild!!

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Desert duo is alive and well <3 despite Grian's murderous thoughts

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i recently really like working with markers so have a silly like Joel because he won wild life woah!!! it in fact was on my bingo card

it would be really nice if you rebloged heartemoji

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Reblog if you’re OK with people sending you asks about your OCs, ‘sonas or even about yourself

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Inner monologues

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Grian going "this is not what i wanted!" after scar died is just tragic

He wanted to be the one to kill him so bad and in the life serie that's basically one of the two way to say "i love you"

And yet a snail did it first

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I have come up with a better metaphor than “you can’t pour from an empty cup” for burnout. You can’t boil an empty kettle. Pouring from an empty cup just gets you nowhere. Trying to boil an empty kettle can ruin the kettle, the stove, and burn down your house if you keep trying it.

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POP OFF ?!?!?!?

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Grian: I care for and protect all my allies equally 😤

Also Grian:

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make it wild. make it fun. make it thrilling. make it unpredictable. make it tense. make it hurt. make it everything. make it nothing.

make it delicious.

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If Wild Life proved anything it was that the curses were always self-imposed. Curses were a mental state, not an actual thing. Almost every curse got broken this season. Jimmy survived to the finale. Joel had a loyal teammate until the end. Scott went out before Joel. Etho was a fighter. Everything they all thought about themselves was proven wrong because they stopped thinking about them as curses.

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One last meeting before the end 🎲

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joel did so well, winning in a proper blaze of glory like that— so fitting, especially after losing gem, his anchor. and his alliance with grian in the end was Killing Me. grian plain-faced telling him "you could win this," and saying he will give his life to joel? grian telling him "it's your turn."

i can't wait to see what grian was thinking before that final fight. he just kind of disappeared while joel was on an absolute rampage. and when they met back up for the final fight, he was actually fighting against joel, contrary to what he said before. maybe he realized that he knows joel, and joel would never be happy with a sacrifice. maybe he knows that because he knows what sacrifice did to him, way back when.

so he decided to fight, for joel's sake, and maybe his own, too. and when he died, he died falling. just like 3rd life.