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Charlie: "If you bite it and you die, It's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, It's venomous".

Niffty: "What if it bites me and it dies?"

Vaggie: "That means you're poisonous. Jesus, Niffty, learn to read"

Charlie: "What if it bites itself and I die?"

Alasor: "That's voodoo"

Charlie: What if it bites me and someone else dies?"

Husk: "That’s correlation, not causation."

Charlie: "What if we bite each other and neither of us die?"

Angel: "That's kinky"

Link to the original https://roxoah.tumblr.com/post/98528542091/ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous-squad16

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Charlie: This is a safe space. Go ahead and share your thoughts

Niffty: Angel and Alastor were screwing like rabbits on Vaggie’s desk this morning

Angel:

Alastor:

Vaggie:

Vaggie: You both have three seconds to run

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Charlie: Are you ready, Husk?

Husk, sarcastically: Oh sure, my heart is pounding

Vaggie: Good, maybe it will explode

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Niffty: I hate making tea because I feel bad for throwing out the teabag. I’m always like “I should eat this”

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Angel: What a beautiful day! Isn’t it a beautiful day? I think it is!

Husk: You and Alastor banged this morning, didn’t you?

Angel: Yep!

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Valentino: You think I’m irritating?

Vox: I have never said that. Out loud.

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Husk: I love saying “what does that have to do with me” because it’s the truth, don’t involve me in shit

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Angel: I need me a man who will beat the shit out of a door if my sleeve gets caught on the door knob

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Husk, spotting a group of demons trying to open Charlie’s office door: Hey. Hey! What’s going on?

Demon 1: We heard this is where the princess stores contraband drugs

Demon 2: We wanna steal it

Husk: … Got it *Unlocks the door* Steal it quietly! Quietly!

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Niffty: I need boy advice! Help!

Vaggie: Kill him

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Charlie: So, what game should we play?

Angel, looking directly at Alastor: Seven minutes in Heaven

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Angel: Aww… you guys didn’t have to make a big fuss over my birthday!

Cherri: Do you want us to stop?

Angel: No! Fuss on!

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Charlie: How have you been?

Husk: I want to disappear forever without a single explanation

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Alastor, entering Angel’s room at 2 a.m.: I need your help glitterbombing Vox’s wardrobe because he’s a bitch

Angel: That’s a weird way to ask me to have your babies, but okay

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Alastor: Don’t trust atoms, Husker. They make up everything

Husk:

Charlie: NO HUSK SHUT THE DOOR WE ARE ON THE HIGHWAY

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Niffty: Oh to be a slightly ridiculous looking sea monster on a geographically inaccurate Medieval map

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Angel: Maybe we could have dinner together, y’know?

Alastor: Are you asking me out on a date?

Angel: No! Just a casual dinner… if we happen to have sex afterwards, it’ll be completely unexpected!