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Funny thing I found on r/Helluva - r/Hazbin that I found. I don't own any of it, I just got a laugh while watching it. It's definitely Alastor's "Ah!" when he gets hit. Reminds a lot of "Oh good heavens!"...Or is it great? dunno. It just gives me that vibe.

Credit to the OG content creator!

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Husker: giving head isn't a third language, Angel.

Angel Dust: I mean...it could be if ya good at it. Morse code with the head bopping, dragging teeth if mad, etc

Husker: ...

Nifty, scribbling notes for fanfic: let him cook

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↑ When you've been working for hours, ignoring your sub/brat, and they're getting impatient be like ↑

Just another day in the fizzarozzie household (I like to think Oz would sent this to Bee) 🤭

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Adam: Lute, how the fuck do you spell 'showfor'?

Lute, also does not know how to spell it: “c-h-o-u-f-e-r,” has the confidence of someone who fought god and won.

Adam: ooh~ miss fancy pants over here. Rich, dangertits, McGee.

Sera, pinching the bridge of her nose: You're both wrong. It's spelled 'c-h-a-u-f-f-e-u-r'.

Adam: Look at what you did, Lute, you made me look an idiot in front of the High Seraphim.

Lute: we both know that you do that all on your own, sir.

Emily, chiming in: didn't you misspell it too?

Lute: this isn't about me.

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Moxxie: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might.

Blitzo: I LIKE OREOS, DICK AND PUSSY-

Stolas: AND ME

Moxxie: …

Blitzo: Dude, c’mon.

Stolas: I wanted to be included

Imp!Y/n: boss, leave that bird alone. He’s right.

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Vaggie: *pacing back and forth, her hands on her hips* “We need a way to lure in new residents!”

Charlie: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!

Sir Pentious: brilliant!

Facility Member!Y/n: “complimentary Alastor bath water,” says with no shame whatsoever

Alastor, appalled Louisianan+deer noises: *recalling the term from when both Rosie and Vesperia taught him modern slang* “ABSOLUTELY NOT! I WILL DO NO SUCH THING!”

Angel Dust+Vesperia: *absolutely wheezing, and laughing their ass off so hard that they sound like a dying seal*

Husker: Vesper, are you sure (y/n) is sound?

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rawing people on couches is so hard yet most of my ideas involve that

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“So, uh, Blitzo just broke up with me,–” Verosika tilted her head upwards to sky, biting her bottom lip as she tries to hold back the tears that prick her eyes.

“Oh, Verosika, I'm so sorry to hear that. Let's key his car!”

“Sam– Uh, what're looking at,” Vortex asked. The hellhound looked around their surrounding first, trying to spot anything out of place, and then to the the sky for the same thing.

“I WANT TO CRY BUT MY FOUNDATION WAS $48 DOLLARS, AND THEY'RE OUT OF IT.”

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Just average day with Angel Dust & (Y/N)

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Fizzarolli: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

One of Asmodeus's succubi: Your life?

Fizzarolli, sputtering: I- well yes, but-

Asmodeus, taking him into his arms: It's okay, hon, you're a hot mess and I love you.

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VS

My Hazbin Hotelsona, Vesperia Pentaghast, really did not like the original name for the hotel. If Alastor—even if it's just an insult—didn't change it by the time she showed up, she would not refer to it as such and would just say “Morningstar Hotel" or somethin' else. She would then, till asked to stop, try to very politely get the Princess of Hell to work shop the name. It's great as a place holder, sure, but not for the official.

The name 'Happy' isn't very clever and catchy, honestly. There is also the added fact that it gives the wrong impression, the kind of vibe it gives is ‘drop your kids off’ and 'go enjoy yourself till your ready to have them back' like Disney world.

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Charlie, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.

Y/N: Yeah, Charlie will straight up cry in public. Don't try her.

Charlie: Exactly, I will straight up-

Charlie, tearing up: Wha— I wouldn't — why would you say that, Y/n?!

Y/N, pointing at Charlie: See!

Vaggie, patting her back: it's okay, babe, I've got this.

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You wanna know why Moxxie is a good fighter? Crimson Knolastname taught Moxxie like Vegeta from DBZ. But, like, his dad never had an character development and was stuck in his bad guy arc. I haven't watched Helluva in since it first came out, so my knowledge is coming from the wiki.

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Why facility member!Y/n is not allowed to help in the fixing of the hotel anymore. I don't own the Tiktok, and all the credit goes to the person who does.

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“You are the Grand Central Station of disappointment.” - Paimon, Striker, Cash, and Stella at any point tbh. Quote brought to you by DBZ Abridged.

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I'm just imagining that after about the fourth week of it, everyone just said 'oh fuck this' and just puts a dictionary all the rooms of the Hotel for just this occasion. That way, if their phones die, they just whip that bad boy out.

Alastor: *on his bullshit*

New patron: uh....

{insert any of the hotel staff}, whipping out the dictionary from where ever it is: we've got you

Alastor, taking book out of their hand: ↓

No matter how many times he removes the dictionaries and destroys them, the blasted books ALWAY come back.

Alastor (condescending af): "I just don't understand where this mercurial behaviour from you is coming from."

Y/n: "What the fuck does 'mercurial' mean??"

Alastor: "Like... capricious-"

Y/n (exasperated and tired): "Fucks' sake Alastor! I asked you to define the word, not add another unknown into the mix!"

Alastor: "Oh, feisty! I like it."

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Due to his time period, I can totally see Alastor using uncommon words to confuse/ annoy people - easy entertainment for him! It's also a big ego thing for him because come now! It's Alastor!

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Blitzo: Guys, I have a question.

Barbie: kys <3

Blitzo: I love you too.

Loona: Ah, yes. Siblings