hayleyherondale
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Hayley: Slytherin, INTJ, Bibliophile.
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hayleyherondale · 2 years ago
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new kinsey scale just dropped tag yourself
I used to be a 5 but now I’m a 3
#2
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hayleyherondale · 2 years ago
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everybody on this app is always talking about stomachaches and because of that I think we've lost sight of the REAL enemy: headaches. there is literally nothing worse than a headache.
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hayleyherondale · 3 years ago
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Beautifully said.
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hayleyherondale · 3 years ago
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― Haruki Murakami, Sputnik Sweetheart
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hayleyherondale · 3 years ago
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starting a kickstarter for tumblr to collectively buy the CW
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hayleyherondale · 3 years ago
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reasons i haven’t replied back:
- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise
not reasons i haven’t replied back:
- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore
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hayleyherondale · 3 years ago
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Sirius (at Harry’s first birthday party): Everybody gather around so we can toast and celebrate the first year of Harry’s life!
Lily (whispering): James, he’s drunk, take the mic from him!
James (gently grabbing the mic from Sirius): Hey buddy can I just have this-
Sirius (snatching it back): I think not. Now, I don’t like children. I never have. Their small features and stilted movements remind me of tiny demons. Or Regulus. But not Harry! This little boy means so, so much to me. He’s going to do great things when he grows up and I am so proud to be his Godfather.
Lily (open mouthed silence)
James (stifling his laughter)
Sirius (raising his glass): Happy birthday Harry! To angels among demons! Cheers!
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hayleyherondale · 3 years ago
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Can't wait for their collab
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hayleyherondale · 3 years ago
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me, watching a mobile game ad: you fool. you shit idiot. i would never let the goldfish fall into molten lava.
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hayleyherondale · 3 years ago
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BUCKY BARNES + smiling in The Marvel Cinematic Universe (2011-2021) 
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hayleyherondale · 3 years ago
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Biblical angels but they’re incredibly jealous. Oh? The humans enjoy that nude statue of Satan? Very well. I too shall bear my naked form of eyes and wheels. Why are you all fleeing.
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hayleyherondale · 3 years ago
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do you ever just write a single, beautiful line and feel really proud of yourself. then you look five paragraphs down, and there’s a sentence like, “I walked and my legs were walking” and wonder what in the goddamn heck happened
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hayleyherondale · 3 years ago
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Be the reason people still believe in kind hearts, authentic vibes and warm souls.
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hayleyherondale · 3 years ago
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depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe...
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hayleyherondale · 4 years ago
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[ autumn ] • day 26, year 1 
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hayleyherondale · 4 years ago
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“Snape was a bad person despite his compelling storyline,” I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
“She’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 6th row stands: Lily Evans herself.
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hayleyherondale · 4 years ago
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I got 
“It doesn’t matter cause you’re a lesbian”
You’re... half right?
Gonna make a uquiz. that’s gonna blow tumblr wide open.
#bi
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