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Have I told you guys about my many adventures with the brothel massage parlour around the corner from my house yet?

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a little guy on a snowy night

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Hamlet as a D&D paladin.

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Jurassic Park except they provide proper enrichment for the animals and they therefor don’t feel the need to hunt slow, small humans.

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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trying to be a writer is so scary. like what if I’m actually a Wronger

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I find the fact that the closest mountain point on earth to the moon, the highest mountain and the tallest mountain are 3 different mountains to be a tiny bit disturbing

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In a truck stop bathroom washing my hands today and 2 boys, looked about 5 and 9, came in with their little sister who looked maybe 2. The following whispered conversation made my entire day

"We have to wait, there's a lady in here!"

"That's not a lady, he has a mustache! We can be in here!"

"Some ladies have mustaches! And she has boobs!"

"Well some guys have boobs! Like Uncle Jake!"

"Uncle Jake is fat!"

At this point I could not contain a chuckle and both whirled around with identical looks of panic on their faces. I smiled and said "it's alright for you guys to be in here so your sister has help, don't worry. And I'm both! That's why I have boobs and a mustache. Some folks are just built that way"

(In unison) "Ooooooh!"

(older boy) "So do you use Sir or Ma'am or both?"

"Both, but I prefer Sir"

"Cool! Well thanks Sir! We have to help our sister now!"

This was in a small town country truck stop and both boys had "Murica" type stuff on and neither of them had any issue at all with these concepts. Their mom approached me while I was in line about 10 minutes later and apologized for them bothering me in the bathroom (they had told her about the interaction) and she and I had a lovely little chat too. I got to introduce her to the term "intersex" and her reply was "I think I've heard of that before! I didn't know that was the word for it. Amazing how many different ways God can make people!"

Sometimes the world is good. More often than you might think, if you give it a chance. It's not all bad loves <3

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So the man who I have had a whirlwind romance with, not even 4 months together and we're planning our future together, deciding what dog we both like enough we would want to get, planning future holidays etc. This man who I want to spend my midlife and onwards with (I'm almost knocking on the door of 40, he's already mid-50s), is going in for an urgent referral to a cancer unit in the next week.

And this man has already said he doesn't want to go through treatment if it is the C.

I am sat here stressing at work and worrying before he's even gone in for the tests.

Just need to put this out into the ether on a platform he is not going to see it on.

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PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE

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It’s easy to forget JRR Tolkien was a fairly prolific academic translator with an interest in early medieval literature and philology. It’s so inspiring that he found time to write The Hobbit while fighting for his life over Beowulf.