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"Oh, God, Guld! They've found us indulging in our glitter fetish!

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He said the thing, guys!

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Should've posted this on 8/8.

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Long before it was ever a twinkle in Maekawa's eye, STC had Sonic get mistaken for something that really looks nothing like him.

At least he's got a close enough color palette...?

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Holy shit, guys, GIGABYTES of storage.

People would kill for that kind of memory.

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Sonic the Comic, Starring Sonic the Hedgehog!

*Shinobi on the cover*

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You didn't have to do this. You didn't have to make the Demon Lord hot.

Nor did you have to make the random child he threatens look so mangaesuqe. I also find it incredibly funny that he doesn't even try to argue, here, just straight-up starts acting like a heel the minute he's accused of something.

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He's a gallant hedgehog. Don't mess, or you'll get burned.

And yes, that's supposed to be Sally.

Should note that she only shows up in this issue and like one other where she's a news reporter in one panel.

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Pictured: Heresy.

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Sonic confirmed Asexual. Get the hint, Amy.

(And yes, we do actually learn why he's blue in this comic.)

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C'mon, Old Kevin, you really ought to know better than that. Shion prefers they/them pronouns, these days.

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I can't take this scene seriously when you set it against this Care Bears background.

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This isn't nearly the most Bri'ish STC's going to get, believe it or not.

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Sonic Lost World can eat my ass, STC did this exact plot point decades earlier.

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Pictured: Sonic about a picosecond from flopping onto the stylishly-checkered pavement.

I'm sure my newsagent will be thrilled to tell me why I didn't get a free badge with my scan of a decades-old comic magazine that was never printed over here.