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attention seal jason fans

dick is an otter

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I love Danny "Doesn't want to he noticed and tries to act normal except he has no concept of normal and is noticed anyway" Fenton, i find it hilarious, HOWEVER what if we got Danny "Doesn't want to be noticed and tries to act normal, and does act normal, but gets noticed anyway" Fenton.

Let me set the scene!

Danny just wants a quiet life. He managed to safely seal the portal, learned how to make his own poratals so he gets all the ecto he wants/needs, the GIW was completely disbanded due to lack of results, Danny graduated highschool but decided not to go to collage, Dani has been stabilized, Danny and Jazz both put their parents on information diets until ghost hunting wasn't the only thing they would talk about, Dan and Pariah were imprisoned with no chance of parole or rehabilitation in the near future(maybe in 200 years or so it could be discussed), Vlad had been blackmailed into leaving Danny alone(lest Danny release proof onto the internet for everyone to see that Vlad was a creep who stalked and put cameras all over the Fenton's house hold, if that got out Vlad Co would be boycotted within the hour,), Danny only allowed himself to be Phantom in the Ghost Zone, and Danny hadn't had ANY new powers pop up within the last two years.

Point was, Danny's life was finally straightening out, and he wanted to keep it that way. Firstly, he moved cities, getting a moderate apartment in Gotham, a city where no one asked questions or blinked twice at mild oddities, he didn't live in the richest neighborhood, nor the poorest, just a reasonably priced place that maybe needed a little work, but nothing significant. Second, Danny started a small buisness.

Danny had no collage degree, nor did he want a standard nine to five in the first place, he didn't want to fall in love as a coffee shop barista, or be a mechanic that doesn't ask questions, or something like that. He just wanted to mind his own buisness, and do his own thing.

Social media made it pretty easy to at least try to start a small buisness, so Danny gave it a shot, figuring if his endeavors did fail, then he would give in and get a normal job, maybe at a butcher shop or grocery store.

Danny made [crochet, candles, personalized jewlery, art, custom t-shirts he designed, 3D printed figures,...home made tea? Idk pick whever small buisness you think Danny would run] in his appartment, and would ship out orders once a month. Honestly, Danny didn't even need to leave his house often, twice a month for groceries/supply runs, and once a month to ship orders. He used TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube to promote his website and run advertisement.

Things surprisingly went okay for Danny. He got a good amount of orders, at the very least enough to afford his rent, utilities, and food, and even got extra revenue off the business' social media pages since, while some people couldn't afford to actually buy from him, Danny was funny, and his personality and fun way of showing off his products, not to mention the way he took customer suggestions, made many people watch and follow him.

From Danny's point of view, he was a perfectly average person, running a small buisness, and nobody should pay any attention to him.

Except that this is Gotham, and while civilians could give less of a crap about what Danny did, the bats, and birds had a different opinion. They found it weird how little Danny left his house, and how much packing supplies he bought. Sure they looked into him, and found his website/socials but an actually normal person just wasn't a thing in Gotham. All of it, from their point of view, pointed to the buisness being a front for something. What was that something? They weren't sure yet, but they were gonna find out!

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‘’drakengard 3 was a bad game’’ ok but consider this

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I truly truly believe that the most important thing you can do in fandom is be a cheerleader. comment on fics. reblog art and rave in the tags. support the people making the things you want to see. this is how you keep a fandom alive. this is how you get more of what you want. you never know: that person could have decided to make more just because you liked it.

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he can never win

(sort of sequel of these posts)

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me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

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the most annoying stage of burnout is when i want to write, and i have the urge to write, and somewhere in my skull are the words that want to be written, but they have to get through the cursed minotaur maze first and nobody remembered to bring string

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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I truly truly believe that the most important thing you can do in fandom is be a cheerleader. comment on fics. reblog art and rave in the tags. support the people making the things you want to see. this is how you keep a fandom alive. this is how you get more of what you want. you never know: that person could have decided to make more just because you liked it.

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Kind characters are not boring; in fact, due to the vast amount of people who hold that opinion, kind characters are as edgy as it gets. In this essay I will

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Tails to the rescue!

After a battle with a deadly foe Super Sonics energy is drained, it’s up to Tails to save him.

Wanted to draw some super Sonic and play around with clip studios brushes more. I wonder if we’ll see super sonic in the upcoming game. 

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My love for their friendship will never stop growing. Link the forgiving boy, with his little loser pal

Hes not letting that guy rest, Link has to know he found a golden scarab two hours ago and ate it.

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overbearing (timeline)

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Oh that DIABOLICAL because of course they’re not going to miss if if he specifically invited them

Duke: I'm such a bad person but in a funny way. Like I'm inviting a bunch of my siblings who hate each other to go bowling for my birthday just to see how they interact. Hopefully they fight.

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Boy heroically puts horse conditioner in princess’s hair without a moment’s hesitation

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I literally draw the exact same cringe ass bullshit I did as when I was 14 but nobody says nothing now because it looks semi-decent cringe fr has a skillcap