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Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault
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sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot."
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Sometimes, at night, i am lulled to sleep by the knowledge that Shawn Spencer would kick bbc Sherlock’s ass
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dylan in s1 saying he feels bad for the husbands of hypothetical MILFS he's seduced... and now he's stealing his own wife from his own self... king...
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the blackface scene was DISGUSTING but incredibly powerful. seth milchick get your pretty ass to rebellion camp NOW that capitalist machine you devoted your life to is grinding you to dust
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Lucien making sure Tamlin is extra pretty to woo the human!
(This one is for @taymartiart who requested Lucien braiding Tamlin's hair~)
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Sometimes tweeter people know their stuff- this is the right kind of toxic angst I want to read.
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yeah, this is my pet knight, she's a rescue. i gave her a brief act of mercy and she followed me home and sat outside my door to guard me from intruders. she swore her undying allegiance to me in exchange for a gift of grace and now she sleeps at the foot of my bed and weeps when im late coming home. and yeah, she only eats wet food because she's a snob, also.
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