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𓅨 Eros Masterlist

Eros: Married to Dream of the Endless, you find yourself sent back in time to Ancient Greece where you, unfortunately, meet Oneiros. Fresh off a divorce and drowning the sorrows of his son's death by indulging in the Panathenaia, you find yourself trapped beneath the lustful gaze of your future husband. In your defense, he seduced you first…

Overall Warnings: Filthy Explicit Material, Explicit Language, Time Travel, Morpheus getting jealous of his past self, Hoe!Dream, DILF!Dream, Seduction at its finest.

To Note: Morpheus x Wife!Reader, Time Travel, Oneiros is used for AncientGreek!Morpheus.

Total Word Count: ~24.5k

Legend:

❗ = Explicit Sexual Material

𓅨 Chapter One

𓅨 Chapter Two

𓅨 Chapter Three❗

𓅨 Chapter Four❗

𓅨 Chapter Five❗

𓅨 Chapter Six❗

𓅨 Chapter Seven

𓅨 Chapter Eight❗

Date Published: 12/30/23

Date Completed: 6/19/24

Last Edit: 6/19/24

Morpheus/Dream Masterlist

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Resident Evil 1996 - S.T.A.R.S.

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Can you imagine post-nuclear-winter, barely surviving, and then some cunt just shows up like "WHADDYA BUYING" and then somehow they just pack their shit up and get to the INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS FALLING-APART SEWER SYSTER BEFORE YOU

I thought of a situation I personally find interesting, but I’m not much of a writer myself so I figured I’d share it with an actual writer.

So you know how games like Resident Evil and God of War have merchant characters? Why is there not someone like that in apocalypse au’s? Like someone whose job is to sneak around dangerous places and bring back goods to sell?

Oooooh I loooove merchant characters!! Like, soooo much!! I generally like characters that are kinda transient that way - merchants, blacksmiths, potion masters, armorers.

Like, more than plot armor they’ve got infrastructure armor, they’re part of the damn place. No one is bothering them ever for anything, they’ve got protags and antags on their side.

I think a bunch of aus are missing out on the potential for merchant characters, not just apocalypse aus!! Someone in the DBD fandom (I can’t remember who I’m so sorry) has an oc that was like the Entity’s janitor who cleaned up sacrifices and traps after trials and I fell in LOVE with the character and the concept!!!

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HALLOWNEST DASHBOARD SIMULATOR

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my dad and my stepmom were really accepting when I came out as a she/her but biggest issue is that they keep calling me the gendered child because all my siblings are genderless

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op your parents literally said you have blue setae and pronouns

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THEY LITERALLY SAID I HAVE BLUE SETAE AND PRONOUNS I HATE THIS HOUSE

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rip to everyone who died in the infection but I’m different

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I’m fighting the infection and I haven’t gotten infected yet. I think the king is lying to us

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I’m gonna kill the king

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I was in a conference today explaining the plague and what we could do to stop it and without thinking I said “the wyrm only knows what to do now” to his majesty’s face and he just looked at me in confusion and I thought I was gonna get fired or executed or something but he just replied with “why the fuck do you think I know?”

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posts that have 10k notes. to me

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YOU CANT DO THOS TO ME

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please come closer I’m a normal grub let me out of my jar I won’t bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you

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born to be a mad scientist forced to be the god/king of hallownest

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anyone want to babysit my kid. I don’t pay anything but you do get to kill me at the end.

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reminder that you are NOT obligated to like your siblings! siblings are nothing. wanna know what matters. gay sex

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and art

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bro…

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hm. it is suspicious that @/palekingofficial has been gone for a long time. it seems the coward has changed his account. I suspect that @/littleghost is actually @/palekingofficial simply trying to shirk his duties

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are you on drugs or are you just an idiot

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the trolley problem vs. systemic oppression: a comic.

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FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

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microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

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Between Peter Capaldi saying the government is too fucked up to make fun of (no really, he’s not wrong either), David Tennant beefin’ with basically ALL Tories (and Trump) and Chris Eccelston calling out the Monarchy (and the Tories) on their humanitarian failures I’m really starting to think we should’ve made one of the Doctors president of earth…

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fondly remembering that time I was working as a cashier when I was 19-20 and my former bus driver and his wife came through. He says to me "Hey, you look familiar" and I reply "Yes, I was one of the bus kids you drove, specifically the one you screamed at and threatened to ban from the bus and make walk home because I was crying out in pain while the other kids were ripping huge chunks of hair out of my head but you did nothing about them." and his wife slowly looked at him like this

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ah yes, the two genders:

man and bath

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Making my own post cuz Jess' was about a specific thing and she was correct, but I also just completely agree that the RE fandom is never going to recover from the plague of RE8 fans. My example is this:

(RE characters list of popularity on ao3 by May 6, 2021, the day before Village came out vs today, July 28, 2022)

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if i had a nickel for every chinese female antagonist in a resident evil media i’d have 4 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened 4 fucking times

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really helpful technique ^ once you know how to divide by halves and thirds it makes drawing evenly spaced things in perspective waaay easier:

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Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being faked

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