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haveaseatmisery-blog · 8 years ago
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The box left in Laethelar’s delicately colour-coordinated home is a sore thumb through and through. A plain brown thing amidst pastels, violets and periwinkles and golds. It sits on the coffee table, a little note tucked into the twine holding it together, fragrant smells coming from inside.
Okay, so I couldn’t get home to stay, reads the note, but it’s a holiday and I still feel like I haven’t quite gotten to impress you with my cheese platter prowess just yet. So these are your instructions.
Step one: Do not open the box. Step two: Okay, now open it, but only the first part. Step three: Remove the wine, uncork and let it breathe. Bring down one of your good glasses, the ones without stems that look like boobs. Step four: Sit down. If you’re wearing pants, take them off. That can be your gift to me. Step five: Open the rest. Step six: Pour yourself some wine. Step seven: Miss me, but enjoy yourself anyway.
I’ll see you when I see you, hopefully soon.  - Jonesy
As probably predicted, the rest of the box was full to the brim with the supplies to make up a nice little cheese platter for one. Figs, grapes, crusty bread. There were three kinds of salami in small portions, six little chunks of cheese each with a tiny labeled flag poking out of it. He’d included a nice sanded redwood serving board and a tiny little fork for spearing olives with. It wasn’t quite the fifteen cheeses he’d promised, but it was a start.
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haveaseatmisery-blog · 8 years ago
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you cannot fathom how loudly the chorus in my head sings when you are beside me. i can hear music again after believing i had gone deaf to everything beautiful.
Noor Shirazie (via godsize)
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nessa’s playlist → boats and birds by gregory and the hawk
if you’ll be my star i’ll be your sky you can hide underneath me and come out at night when i turn jet black and you show off your light i live to let you shine i live to let you shine but you can skyrocket away from me and never come back if you find another galaxy far from here, with more room to fly just leave me your stardust to remember you by
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From Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein.
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i know there are daddy doms, but are grand-daddy doms a thing?
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haveaseatmisery-blog · 8 years ago
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we’re all killers. we’ve all killed parts of ourselves to survive. we’ve all got blood on our hands. something somewhere had to die so we could stay alive.
if memories could bleed, if dreams could scream | m.a.w (via mystiqne)
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[jonesy dawes]
your archetype is the master.
(disclaimer: the master archetype is not a reflection of what a horrible person you are. ie: jyn erso and mary talbot are both extremely intelligent and driven people because they use their traits for good--although mary's character can be quite ambiguous in the earlier seasons)
traits: determined, obsessive, powerful, charismatic, confident, rash, challenging
the master is most commonly used to symbolize the antagonist, or the upper hand. while they aren't inherently the bad guys, their determination and ability to plan ahead can be twisted into something akin to evil. while that is a strong possibility in literature, their charisma and confidence can be utilized to create a strong idea and even an idea for the good side. many masters were the catalysts of revolutions, sparking hope and motivation. masters are extremely rash in their decisions, no matter how meticulous their planning may be. they tend to follow their instincts, and it's a good thing that they're so quick on their feet, otherwise, many of the challenges they face might have become uglier than expected.
fictional characters that are masters: tom riddle, jyn erso, thetis, mary talbot, irene adler, moriarty, tyrion lannister, cersei lannister, the joker
other personality types that go with this: alexander hamilton
tagged by: @greyplume tagging: NOBODY. Well I guess you can do it if you want, I’m not your dad.
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