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I love all the memes of Yuji being a menace in his old age. The beautiful thing about dedicated martial artists in fiction is that you can easily see them cracking skulls well into their winter years. He would love being an old master type.

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Vessel: Oooouuu, oh no, Kris, the SOUL is commanding me to have sloppy makeouts with you, I can't stop it!

SOUL: I'm not even doing anything, what the fuck is wrong with you.

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in a perfect world I'd really like deltarune asriel to have subtle floweyisms and not just be a perfect normal nice guy. like ofc his situation in undertale is starkly different like.. DR asriel isn't exactly going through the time loop torture nexus LMAO. but it'd be really interesting 2 me if he had some kind of a propensity for floweys behaviors/mindset just by nature

like he can still be a nice guy obv and i am strongly of the belief he just like. will be. just maybe a charismatic but lowkey asshole kinda guy LOL. also I don't need asriel to be all that important to deltarune he has all of undertale for that I just think it'd be a more interesting personality for him

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fight

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kriselle au where theyre fine and normal and not fucked up :)

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incredibly self-indulgent krusie swap au where everything goes wrong and susie ends up being forced to host the Soul instead of kris

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Guy who tries to move in on a lady by asking about her favorite manga. She says Spy X Family and he realizes "Ah shit, she's already married."

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Yor, thinking: Maybe I'm being too presumptive, but I think I'm getting better at living normally. It's like...if I could only fill one bar of stress before overflowing at the start, I could fill five now!

Anya: MAMA PAPA WANTS TO GIVE YOU A SMOOCH

Yor:

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I would honestly be more shocked to know that Endo isn't a fan of Metal Gear.

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The kind of thing you see before a smash cut to The Horrors.

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That's the face of a man who remembers that he may have committed a teeny-tiny breach of scientific ethics or two.

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On the off-chance Rudy receives a Dark World form, I hope his look is based off of Snake Plissken from Escape from New York.

Rudy seems like the kinda guy who'd appreciate old action movies.

While eyepatches are cool, they also usually indicate that a character isn't entirely able-bodied.

Solid Snake was based off of Snake Plissken, so we'll get fanart of Rudy and Asgore cosplaying Snake and Otacon.

Edit: Wait, fuck, the "Die Hard is a Christmas movie" joke was staring me in the face the whole time

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I’ve been trying to come up with a fun way to stylize Noelle and… here’s the results

People kept calling Horizontelle creepy on twt and that’s so mean :( she’s my beloved squashed daughter…

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So obviously Loid is the compartmentalization champion of Ostania, but Damian deserves a seat at the table purely based off the strength of the dodgeball episode.

It's a genuine feat to be so tsundere that your mind and your body want completely different things.

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TADC EPISODE 6 SPOILERS

I had an idea that i needed to make reality

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Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt is the kind of show where you see a misogynist undead prison die because his dick went limp and think "Yup, just another Thursday for the girls."

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headcanon: Melinda is basically stealing all of Loid's dating ideas. Loid takes Yor out bowling, he learns that she and Melinda have already gone there several times. Loid takes her to a fancy store for fancy shopping, lmao Yor and Melinda went there last week. They go see a film opening night, oh wait Yor and Melinda went to an early viewing for reporters she's seen it already. Fancy restuarant. Melinda knows the owner they had a private lunch. Okay let's try something that maybe rish ladies don't enjoy oh wait no Melinda lives rock climbing and biking and trying out extreme sports. Therapy appointments are now partially dedicated to figuring out what Melinda plans to do with Yor so Loid can her out before they go

Loid Jealousy Arc is against Melinda. The first lady is trying to seduce his wife and there is nothing he can do to stop it

Yor is oblivious to everything she just enjoys doing shit