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havcolyte · 2 years ago
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Death offers a game for your life. You decide on D&D.
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havcolyte · 3 years ago
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Hi please watch this video of a man getting rekt by a 450hp fan
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havcolyte · 4 years ago
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Aqua:I have twenty solid plans to save Sora.
Terra:They can’t involve self sacrifice.
Aqua:I have two solid plans to to save Sora
Ventus:You may not sacrifice Lea either.
Aqua:Uuuuggghhh fine. *throws notebook away*
Lea:*sweating* But why did she have two different plans!?
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havcolyte · 4 years ago
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If an idle mind is the devil’s playground then meditation is a demonic summoning ritual.
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havcolyte · 4 years ago
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Sorry for the long post but this is legit one of the BEST movies I’ve ever seen
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havcolyte · 4 years ago
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Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me
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havcolyte · 4 years ago
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The not so new, noobie.
Aqua:Alright Kairi, it’s time to start your training. I hope you’re ready.
Kairi:Yes Master Aqua, I’m ready.
Aqua:We need to a establish a baseline of what you know. How far is your magic along?
Kairi:I know all the elemental spells basically and cure.
Aqua:Wow that’s impress-
Kairi:Up to teir three.
Aqua:.....What?
Kairi:Yeah, I can even do grand magic sometimes.
Aqua:Oh, ummmm then let’s focus on movement. Cartwheeling is my go to way of evading. But there’s others.
Kairi:I usually just slide on my feet, or glide if if in really need to-
Aqua:You can glide already?
Kairi:Yeah.
Aqua:....do you know barrier?
Kairi:Uh huh. I have a shot lock ability too. Just the one though.
Aqua:Standard keyblade techniques?
Kairi:I can strike raid then warp to my keyblade for a follow up. I also have a move that I think is similar to one I always saw Sora do. Sonic Blade is the name, maybe?
Aqua:....
Aqua:Kairi, What do you need to train exactly?
Kairi:I don’t know, to stop losing fights? That keeps happening. I need combat experience.
Aqua:Sweetie, that’s what adventures are for.
Kairi:*sniffling* But they won’t let me have one!!!!
Ventus:*walking by* Do what most of us do.
Aqua and Kairi:...?
Ventus:Runaway to do what we want. I did it. Roxas, Xion, Namine, Riku kinda did it, Sora had no choice....
Aqua:Ven, no. Kairi don’t do that. Who knows what will happen.
Ventus:You learn to make wings out of light swords is what happens.
Kairi:....
Aqua:Kairi, no.
Kairi:Relax. I won’t runaway to explore worlds and search for my friends.
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Yen Sid:WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE’S GONE?!
Aqua:Ven!!!!
Ventus:Don’t worry about it. She’s gonna be so strong. Good for her. You think she’ll get wingblade, or maybe even sky climber!?
Aqua:Ven, that’s not how that-
Ventus:*smiling*
Aqua:*struggling to stay mad* Sigh...I’ll bet on ghost drive.
Ventus:Ooo how biased of you.
Aqua:Hush up. She’s my student and I need a win out of this.
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havcolyte · 4 years ago
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havcolyte · 4 years ago
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Nothing to worry about
After many, many attempts to decode the data to find Sora, Riku was spent. A thought came to him that maybe if he messed with data with the difficulties all the way up, then something might change. It had to be his third day screwing up on the same attacks over and over again. He didn’t remember fighting the organization to be this hard! Riku was a prideful guy that managed to beat most of them but enough was enough! He had been stuck on one obstacle for far too long and his hands hurt from hitting the wall the one time he rage quit. It was time to bring in backup, and he knew just the people…
Xion:You want me to want?
Riku:Beat data Xion for me. You’re too strong.
Roxas:It’s a computer…
Axel:Dude, you don’t get to say that when you smash computers instead of pressing keys.
Saix:You What?
Riku:Focus!!! I called you specifically because you’ve fought Xion, fought Sora, and some of you have done both while technically being connected to Sora; so you know how to play him well.
Axel:I feel like you’re missing people.
Riku:People are busy. You are the only ones that are still around a lot.
Xion:Am I really that tough?
Riku:Painfully.
Xion:Hmmm. I’m not sure how I feel about fighting myself. Something about it feels...depressing.
Axel:I’ll do it. I’m great at games! Plus we’ve fought a bunch of times! I know your moves.
Xion:But you lost…
Axel:Still learned them! *sits down* Watch the master!
That was the statement he made. It’s been three hours since Axel had that confidence. Now he was face down on the bed in the committee room along with Riku. If he heard “why do you fight” one more time, he’d lose his mind.
Axel:Since when do you bounce around like a ball of light!?
Roxas:Why are you surprised? I do it all the time.
Axel:I don’t even understand how you do it!!!
Saix:I can’t believe you didn’t even get half health.
Axel:Think you can do better!?
Saix:Nope, but I won’t act like I can to look cool. Xion, I’ve never seen you do half of the things that program does. Is it an exaggeration or…?
Xion:No, it’s possible. Doing all of that just makes me tired.
Saix:...(I never stood a chance in that graveyard. Then again I try not to go full berserk for the same reason.)
Roxas:My turn! I’m not exactly thrilled about fighting any version of you but helping Sora is the goal here. I just hope Cid didn’t program all of your armors. Not a big fan of the second one or you being the size of the central station tower.
Xion:*red* Hehehe...yeah that was pretty wild.
RAS:You can do what…?”
The change of players was getting better results. Roxas was in his third attempt when he started getting a good rhythm. Watching Axel helped, but there was something else. A weird six sense. Riku was right about him controlling Sora, it felt natural. Battling data Xion was the same. The way he predicted her movements were scarily good.
Axel:Wow, look at you go.
Roxas:Sssshhh, I need focus. I wanna do this as fast as possible. It might be data but hurting Xion feels wrong.
Xion:*red* Roxas…
The man makes it to the desperation move. It’s the second time he’s made it here and he wished data Xion had the armors instead! He didn’t last long before another game over screen. Everyone groaned while Roxas rested his head on the wooden desk.
Roxas:Gah! I can’t even begin to understand those patterns. Your columns of light move way too wildly!
Riku:I hate the fact that if you recover from a strike raid then the next one is delayed to change your rhythm! Why are you so smart Xion?
Xion:Sora does that too. It’s how to survive relentless attacks sometimes. I’ve told you all the timing so-
Roxas:Xion, I really don’t want to make you feel uncomfortable, but you might as well grab the controller. The only person who knows you, is you.
Xion:And Ven, and Namine, you, Sora, Kai- fine I’ll give it a try!
Riku:Thank you.
Xion died immediately going into the fight. All eyes looked at her in disbelief as her face got red.
Xion:I wasn’t ready! Let me get a few warm up rounds in! I have never done anything like this. Roxas, can you go back to Twilight Town and get a small white bag in the usual spot?
Roxas:Okay.
A few warm up rounds turned into a dozen. Riku even saw her scroll through the settings once or twice. Then she wouldn’t do the fight right away. Instead she’d press bottoms to see how Sora reacted and fast. He didn’t want to be antsy but a piece of him wanted to try again. Riku went over to ask when Roxas came through the door to hand her the bag. Xion ran the program again. She reached in the bag as it loaded and pulled out something Riku didn’t know she still had. Her organization gloves.
Riku:You kept those?
Xion:Gripping a keyblade barehanded feels weird. So does messing with computers…
Data Xion:Why do you f-
Xion:Yeah we know the line…
Riku never considered himself good at things like video games or computers, but he didn’t think he was bad either. That was until he watched Xion start moving her fingers faster than he could keep track off. The whole room was silent except for the sound of clicking. Data Sora was moving at speeds and performing tricks Riku and the others didn’t even know about. He wasn’t getting hit at all!!! Axel could quietly hear Xion mumble numbers. A set amount when she attacked, and then a different set when the data version did. The sets kept resting and ending differently depending on what weapon she used or magic. He couldn’t make heads or tails of it.
Axel:H-How?
Xion:How what?
Roxas:How are you doing this!?
Xion:Like you and Riku said. I know me, as well as Sora. I’m only gonna get hit so many times before I find a chance to counter. Also, there’s only so many moves you can program. It’s still just code!
She made it sound so easy, yet Riku. Can only think about how many times late last night he couldn’t figure out a single time to appropriately heal or attack. Yet here Xion is, perfect blocking and interrupting the desperation move. She even found time to take a picture before delivering the final blow!
Xion:Boom! Easy!
Riku:FINALLY!
Saix:You really should’ve gone first.
Xion:But it was thanks to you guys that I was able to watch and learn without stressing out. It was a group effort. I guess we’re done here. Thanks Riku, that was kinda fun. *stands up*
Riku:Ummm haven’t beaten master Xehanort either. Do you think maybe….
Xion:*Sits down* You owe one for this.
Riku:I know a good spot to find the best seashells.
Xion:Deal!
The crew let her get to work on the baldy while they occupied their time. Half an hour passed before they sat around a table eating. Riku looked over to see Xion learning how to deal with every move possible. It looked impossible. Most of the organization did. Another game over screen appeared and Riku sighed.
Axel:You alright champ?
Riku:It might be data, but seeing Sora lose is depressing. I hope he’s alright.
Roxas:Why wouldn’t he be?
Riku:He’s not the luckiest guy. Danger might as well be a spell when it comes to Sora. All of these data fights made me realize just how dangerous the organization really was. The thought of him running into something or someone as dangerous as that alone doesn’t sit well with me.
Everyone:......
Roxas:You know Riku, you can be pretty dumb sometimes.
Riku:Huh!?
Xion:Roxas!
Roxas:What!? All I’m saying is you would think after seeing a program based off of him successfully beat crazy strong people like Xion that you’d have the most faith in his skills. I mean who else do you know has enough different moves to handle so many kinds of fighters?
Riku:....Heh, thanks Roxas.
Roxas:*red* Yeah whatever. Just stating the obvious.
Axel:Yeah! Sora’s alright. I mean he was able to beat me after all.
Saix: If that’s the bar then maybe we should worry.
Axel:Hey!
Xion:I mean we did tie when I was tired.
Roxas:I beat you with amnesia.
Riku:Sora did too.
Axel:Who’s side are you on! This is the thanks I get for trying to cheer you up? Cut me some slack.
The friends shared a good laugh teasing Axel. Even he couldn’t help but join in on it. Riku should know better than anybody just how capable Sora is.
(Wherever you are, I’m sure you’re just fine.)
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Fine was the appropriate word to describe it. If a Riku or the others used anything more positive then they surely would’ve bit their tongue. If only they could see their friend right now, dodging and struggling on a rooftop under a starry sky dome. A swarm of gigas closed in on our young hero to overwhelm him, but to avail. Sora whipped out a storm flag and slammed it on the ground to summon the watery beast of the seven seas. It’s tentacles whacked away and crushed the gigas flat. Now wasn’t a time to rest though. Yozora, his opponent, wasn’t done yet. Sora saw rapid flashes of red lock in on him and switched to the counter shield.
He hyped himself “Come on!” Spurs shouted. The first attack came from the left, then right. Four more were dead on before another six ferocious slashes came from the left. Collision after collision conjured sparks that lit up the impacts of each attack. Yozora finally thought he had an opening to stab from behind but was sorely mistaken when Sora had already pivoted already and unleashed a barrage of fists that knocked Yazora in the air. Sora leaped up to follow up with a change into the second form. “Get back here!” He pulled his opponent back in with a magnet burst then went right into an ars arcanum. Blades clashed faster than anyone could keep up with before Sora’s ferocity gave him an edge that turned into full blown hits that ended with him spiking Yozora to the ground. As he fell, Sora was shot in the back by a laser that sent him to the metal floor behind. He had no time to dodge the cross slash that connected against his chest. He watched Yozora vanish and switched right into ultimate form to do the same.
This disappearing and reappearing act made their sparks seem more like fireworks. Crackles and pops
Danced up and down the battlefield as each person kept attempting to warp for both offense and defense until Yozora got the better of Sora by trapping in an exploding prism that launched Sora sky high. Yozora finally had room to breath and could plant fis feet long enough to charge his blade. He watched his target recover mid air and unless a salvo of fireballs with double arrow guns. A good idea if it wasn’t so far away that is. “Sorry but-huh!?” A blue light washed over Sora and propelled him directly at Yozora with his attack. Yozora was quick enough to slash Sora away but decided to pull back by backflipping the fireballs; a big mistake. He had underestimated Sora’s speed. Before he could even reach the ground, Sora was already in front of him again. This time with a massive rocket propelled hammer that hit him in the direction of the fireballs. The magic projectiles curved midair to hope in on his location and blasted him right in the chin. This was bad, really bad. To think he’d have this much trouble with someone who looked so clueless moments ago. He had to switch things up and vanished again.
Sora switched to nano arms and stood perfectly still. “Three….four….” he pulled a barrier right as a glimmer of red formed into Yazora that blasted some strange wide shots from his crossbow before vanishing again. Sora turned the machines into yo-yos next and swung straight. “There!” Yozora appeared right as expected and hit dead on. Sora pulled himself to wards and shifted to his frozen blades for additional slashes.
“You’re Just full of surprises aren’t you!?” Yozora grimaced.
“Don’t Give me that look! I didn’t want to fight!” Sora went for a kick but was too slow. Yozora managed to warp behind Sora and summoned a massive red orb that started pulling everything into it.
“Let’s see how you dodge this one.” Yozora turned up the pressure and started warping as fast as possible at Sora again and again, cutting and slashing him cleanly to knock him off balance until Yozora delivered one more powerful slash across his body that sent Sora flying into the orb. He quickly up to it and glided his blade along it to trigger a massive explosion that made Sora scream. Smoke and fire filled the air for a moment. That was a move not even Yozora himself was too good at avoiding. Nobody was gonna get it right from the jump.
Finally, the battle was over. It was longer than expected but the end result was the same. “Sorry, but I don’t lose-” Another shockwave from the explosion accorded suddenly and dispersed the smoke. That’s never happened before. Yozora shielded his eyes and scanned the ground, no Sora. Just black puddles. He dared not walk closer to them when they started to increase in size until a bigger one formed near his feet and Sora hopped out with glowing eyes and drenched in darkness. “This guy…” Yozora mistakenly readied a block for the keyblade as was then punched by Sora’s free hand, throwing him off and into a world of rageful attacks he had no choice but to receive. Sora was fast, too fast. The patterns seemed random. It was impossible to know what to look out for with the addition of kicks thrown in as Sora instinctively warp in numerous spots to bat Yazora around. Any attempt to escape the loop was met with a primal roar that kept the loop going until one final monstrous attack came. Sora went right through Yozora and into the ground. Strange black orbs rose up from bigger pools of black from earlier and detonated repeatedly, leaving Yozora no room to escape.
What was once a dark night turned into blinding light as Sora once again appeared above Yozora’s falling body in a new form; and with two blades. It was hard for him to understand what happened next. All he could see was light and feel the pain it inflicted everywhere as pillars of them struck down around Sora, who remained airborne and glowing. A look of pure grit on his face as he shouted.
“I guess...my power isn’t needed after all.”
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Xion:I beat him! But...I don’t think there’s anything here that might help. Sorry Riku. I know you wanna find him as soon as possible.
Riku:Hmmm, that’s alright. *smiles* Wherever he is...I’m sure he’s doing just fine.
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havcolyte · 4 years ago
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Blake: *looking at a picture of herself and Jaune on her scroll*
Kali: *staring over her shoulder* "Ohh, who's this?"
Blake: "This is the boy I was telling you about."
Kali: "Wow, he's so large compared to you. He looks like he'd eat you for breakfast."
Blake: "I hope so!"
Kali: ...
Blake: "Ah, I mean..."
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havcolyte · 4 years ago
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Hey if you're scrolling right now stop.
Take a deep breath
In for four seconds
Hold for four seconds
Exhale for four seconds
It'll be okay.
I dont talk a whole lot with the community. But a lot of us are hurting with everything that's happened. So if you're hurting reach out to someone if you need to talk. My inbox is open please don't hesitate to reach out.
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havcolyte · 4 years ago
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KH Among Us
Vanitas:Hey Ventus, did you do your stupid-
Ventus:*holding a knife*.....
Sora:*dead*
Vanitas:......
Report!
Ventus:Vanitas killed Sora and vented!!!!
Vanitas:Don’t listen to his lies! He’s an imposter! A traitor among us.
Ventus:How could you accuse me of killing a person.
Chirithy:*watching silently*
Riku:Vote Vanitas off!
Everyone votes him off and launch him out. He can faintly see Ventus smiling and waving.
Vanitas:I’m never reporting a body again.....
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Roxas:*doing wires* (What are the odds it was Vent-)
Ventus:*crawls out of vent* (Sorry Isa, should’ve went l-).....
Roxas:.....*sweating*
Ventus:I can explain.
Roxas starts sprinting out of the door and runs past Namine.
Namine:Why are you-
Roxas:It’s Ven!
Namine:Oh....
Namine starts running with him runs all the way to button but the reactor starts melting down. Ventus is nowhere in sight.
Roxas:Namine, go left. I’ll go r-agh!
Namine:*stabs him*Sshhhh...
Roxas:Of course!
She casually skips towards a vent and goes on about her day. Roxas becomes a ghost and looks at his fallen friends.
Saix:They’re totally going to win...
Sora:I didn’t even get to play. Ventus went right for me!
Roxas:Aqua can figure this out. She’s smart.
Report!
Xion:Aqua’s dead near the left panel...
Ghost Aqua:....
Sora:Ventus?
Aqua:I feel so betrayed...
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Axel:Who do you think is doing all of this?
Xion: *across the room*.....
Axel:Me!?
Xion:One of your titles is assassin.
Axel:Pfft have I ever hurt a person on my si- okay... yeah I’m suspicious. My track record of hurting coworkers is incredibly high, but it’s not me.
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Vanitas:Ten munny says Riku dies next.
Sora:Riku would never let down his gaurd! He’ll win.
Namine:R-Riku? I’m scared, can we stick together please?
Riku:Of course! Where’s your task?
Namine:Med Bay.
Sora slowly pulls out his munny pouch as he watches the sterilization doors close the two in a room. A second later, Riku’s ghost appears face palming.
Vanitas:Did you even consider for a second that you were being played?
Riku:Shut up.
Aqua:They need two more kills.
Saix:It’s about to be one.
He points to Terra, who’s trying to swop his card; completely unaware of Ventus who just hopped out a vent. The boy slowly walks up to his closest friend, then swipes the card for him.
Terra:Thanks.
Ventus:Anytime!
Aqua:He’ll kill me but not Terra!?
Vanitas:Hahahaha!
Riku:Maybe he can’t bring himself to be completely evil?
Ventus:Yeah so I saw Lea vent but can’t find a body. If I press the button will you vote for him?
Terra:Oh you caught him!? Good job, he’s going down.
Kh ghost: Terra! You gullible-
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Ghost Axel watches with everyone as Siax pats his back. Vanitas is cackling his head off while the others are yelling at Terra, even though he can’t hear them. Except for Sora. He’s watching Kairi finish her tasks with Xion.
Kairi:You know, I’m starting to think Vanitas wasn’t lying.
Xion:Yeah, but Terra is alive. It could be him using Ven?
Kairi:If I trust that you’re not an imposter, then that only leaves Namine left. Where is she?
Xion:Guarding the button.
.......
Kairi:Xion, there’s three innocent, two imposters. If we’re fine, then that means one is at the button and the other-
The door opens behind them. Namine and Ventus casually walk in and lock the door. They pull out knives.
Namine:We win.
Kairi:All you needed was Terra! Why us!?
Ventus:We wanted to try to get everyone that looked alike; a personal challenge!
Namine:Yep! There can only be one. *smiles*
Kairi and Xion:That’s so cruel!!!
Both of them die and become ghost. They silently join the rest of the friends watch take out all the trash and carry the oxygen containers until the screen fades to black.
Terra:Huh? Oh..we lost? Well, better luck next time, right guys? *smiles*
KH crew mates:*physically can’t stay mad at him* Sigh....better luck next time.
Terra:Oh by the way. Ventus, who was the final imposter?
Ventus:Kairi...
Terra:I knew it!
Kairi:But I- I’ll kill him! Let me get imposter next round! *reaching Ventus*
Ventus:Imposter twice in a row? How greedy can you get Kairi.
Namine:Yeah, give us a turn.
Kairi:*frustrated screaming*
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havcolyte · 4 years ago
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Vigilante Meeting
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the suffering never ends
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havcolyte · 4 years ago
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Never has a quote been more relevant or accurate
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havcolyte · 4 years ago
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Some love for the girls too ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅ ❤️
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