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the bride and the ugly ass groom

Inspired by (@hautedlife’s amazing art!!!)

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Are these two married yet

(yes, in everything but paper)

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Fantastic Beasts but it's Chilled as an animal smuggler and Ze is just trying to get funds for his bakery. Chilled is a goofy but clever zoologist that violently rescues from poachers and illegally transfers magical animals all over the world. Ze is a sarcastic entrepreneur that just escaped the boredom of a clerk's office to fulfill his dream. Chilled just arrived in the US, bumped into Ze, who was intrigued by his Italian charm, a little flirting here and there, and they switched their cases by accident.

The story somewhat follows the movie, but instead of an awkward nerd and a dumbfounded non-mage, they are a quick-witted cantrabandist and a bold and restless self-employee that go against Grindelwald. It's kind of ZRC-ending with Chilled still having to obliviate Ze because of MACUSA's regulations.

But a few months into Ze opening his bakery Chilled visits his establishment, seeing all the magical beasts-looking cupcakes. He steps into the queue and orders some pastry and asks for Ze's closing hours, flirting through the entirety of his visit, using all of his Italian charm.

And Ze remembers.

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To my captainsparklez and Pr1 friends, fics are gonna be slow af as i try to clear monster hunter world.

MONSTER HUNTER WILDS RELEASING ON THE 28TH OF FEBRUARY 2025! I NEED TO START RANKING UP.

IM SORRY BESTIES BUT I GOT PRIORITIES (other than irl obligations)

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Idk this was funnier in my head

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more Chilled Chaos and emily is away because I agree with this post

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Got a new keyboard and I AM FEELING THE UNIVERSE?!

Is this how people feel writing on a good keyboard? My motivation skyrocked.

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GUESS WHO DECIDED TO LIVE AND WRITE AGAIN

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so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

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Sneeg replied to Chilled!

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THE ONE TIME I TRY TO WRITE, SOMEONE SLIDES INTO MY DMS ON DISC WITH 'accidentally reported your acc' SCAM AND I FORGOT WHAT I WAS TRYING TO WRITE.

THERE IS NO JUSTICE.

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So @ursifors made some art a while back and recently i’ve been binge watching too much fnf videos…

So here we are.

Silly Dooley

The best part is I was motivated to animate it a tiny bit.

So behold, a man.

(Why did i do this? Cause I can.)

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Id sit at 2.

Vik? Ngl its either brainrot or free bad/good humor.

Behind we get skadj and cheesy, good vibes.

Front? Kara and bonsai sounds like a free podcast.

Other than 2, id take 5 so i can talk to chilled about which dog food taste better.

So Ozza posted this on Twitter… where are y’all sitting?

Personally, I’m going next to Speedy or Tay. With 1 Cheesy and Skadj will be throwing peanuts at me for 8 hours, but 3 means I will have to deal with Junk and Side, so either one.

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AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok

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Its the holidays for me, i am now legally obligated to at least open the fic doc, touch a pencil and paper, or open whatever art app i have once.

Time to work on the wips.