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Is this blog active for role playing?

Thanks for asking! Occasionally I come around and answer things, but for now it is relatively closed for long form and one-on-one role play. But if you send asks my way I will potentially answer them.

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NorriBeth part 1

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the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore

who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”

at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it

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Pirates of the Caribbean + text posts (part 2/??)

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Amazon Unveils a [Horrifying] Fanfic Publishing Platform

Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a tragedy.

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i can’t talk shit about the pirates of the caribbean films as if elizabeth swann becoming pirate king didn’t hand my entire ass to me and make me the gay i am today

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Just sharin’ this again because I CANNOT COMPREHEND how we all were denied ghost Norrington in Pirates 5 but it’s fine I’m not bitter we chillin’.

Original concept art by Didier Konings

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clap your hands if you’re major fucking trash 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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me, age 12, watching elizabeth swann becoming pirate king:

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“Nope,” I whisper as I exit out of a fic with no paragraph breaks.

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Dear Fanfic writers, I don’t care.

I don’t care if you’ve never written before or if you’ve written hundreds of fics.

I don’t care if your fic is 100 chapters or just one.

I don’t care if there’s too much dialogue, or not enough.

I don’t care if your character drinks “a hot cup of coffee” or “a steaming well of carefully brewed fair trade Ethiopian single origin organic beans, contained in an antique blue willow cup with one tiny chip on the edge and mild cracking in the glaze.”

I don’t care if you use the same pronoun over and over or if you use the word “persnickety” eleven times over the course of ten pages.

I don’t care if your historical references are accurate, or if the characters speak in a way that doesn’t fit their environment.

I don’t care if your romantic pairing makes love on a bed of roses at sunset or if they bang up against the wall in a changing room at Walmart.

I don’t care if your stories are nothing but fluff, or nothing but smut.

I am going to read your fics, and I am going to enjoy the hell out of them. So please keep writing, and ignore comments from assholes. We, the readers, love you.

Reblog if you agree!

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Antarctica by (TeodorB)

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messin’ around in photoshop, thought I’d make some icons

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Lieutenant Lesaro, Full sketch pack. Art by Me.

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Find Sparrow for me, and relay a message from Capitan Salazar. And tell him: Death will come straight for him.