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marshmallows and a holy bible - circus contraption
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Circus Contraption - Carousel (Grand American Traveling Dime Museum, 2005)
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post - trauma sentence starters blood, death mention.
“don’t do that. don’t shut me out.”
“you’ve been crying. i can tell.”
“we need to change those bandages and get some food in you.”
“you want me to rub your back ’til you fall asleep?”
“that was a brave thing you did today.”
“shh, that’s okay, get everything out.”
“there’s something on your shirt. you – that’s blood!”
“need some space?”
“you should lay down.”
“there’s nothing wrong with asking for help.”
“shh, shh. you were having a nightmare.”
“we can talk through the door.”
“let’s clean you up and get you to bed, okay?”
“you almost died.”
“i brought you a blanket.”
“you’re home. you’re safe.”
“i’m worried about you.”
“is everything okay?”
“tell me how to make it better.”
“it’s been a tough few days. how are you holding up?”
“you have to stay awake. come on, give my hand a squeeze.”
“you’re in the hospital.”
“think you can make it to the bathroom?”
“no, no. don’t close your eyes.”
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“Shit I Overheard at my Law Firm” Sentence Starters (the 3rd)
“The plant’s name is Earl. He’s a monster.”
“Three polos. Open collar. Layered. C’mon, let’s rock this like it’s 2003!”
“I’ve adopted this wrinkly old man as my son.”
“WHO THE FUCK DID TH– oh wait. I did that. Haha. Oops. Oh silly me~”
“I’ll think about that later presupposes that I actually think, which is debatable.”
“Slap a stamp on that badboy and we’ll send ‘em the whole kitten kaboodle!”
“We’re setting up itty bitty cubicles for retirement row. Take away the comfort and they’ll be out of our hair in no time.”
“Bear with me. I’m being a delicate flower.”
“I hope I was clear as mud with him.”
“Screw Michelle Obama. They go low we got LOWER. HIT ‘EM WHERE IT HURTS!”
“You got any other tasty nuggets for me?”
“Alrighty. Let’s blow this popsicle stand!”
“I’ve been wielding a sword and fighting for this place for a long time.”
“Jesus! I’m just a lawyer I don’t know what to do!”
“I just sent him the paper and said ‘please sign here’ and boom! It was done.”
“I was taught by my mother never to call people at 1 AM, but hey, who am I to judge?”
“Nice to know I can manifest myself anywhere by sheer force of daydreaming.”
“And I say this ostensibly: Get off my Kool-Aid.”
“On my last yoga retreat I snuck wine into my yurt, so I guess you can say I’m something of a rebel.”
“And that’s why they call me the bane of the court!”
“WOOHOO!!! A CHECK!!”
“I’m going to the hospital to see my next little nugget.”
“It’s not just any shirt tuck. This is a FRENCH shirt tuck.”
“Hopefully we’re done with Mr. Knucklehead over here.”
“You’re misrepresenting more than just your client. You’re misrepresenting HUMANITY.”
“You’re assuming that he wasn’t crazy to BEGIN with.”
“The best part about firm events is grabbing a bottle of wine from the cooler and bookin’ it back to my desk to drink alone.”
“Let’s see ya walk around the office like a naked mole rat!”
“It’s kind of incestuous how they’re running that firm.”
“It was great. I murdered a lot of fish. I saw a bear. I didn’t catch on fire.”
“She’s a cookie fiend. Just like me.”
“I want to hear that complaint. I want to hear all your complaints. I want to hear all your complaints by MONDAY.”
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//so…this is a starter call?? specify muse please!!!
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//so...this is a starter call?? specify muse please!!!
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Cuddles pittbull (by: akirablackpit)
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qqquixote:
*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad
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//rip my muses...;-;
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I have found my next dog, Beautiful!!!
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