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this is life

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text;; travis

Travis: of course i would

Travis: i really do want to date you, luke

Travis: you're doing nothing wrong

Luke: :)

Luke: you're seriously too sweet to me

Luke: i'm the worlds most useless human being

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text;; travis

Travis: pft no

Travis: you're being mean

Luke: would you ever date me

Luke: like seriously date me

Luke: no one wants to what do i do wrong

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text;; travis

Travis: but you love my stupid face

Travis: hmm, i'll think about giving you head

Travis: im busy rn

luke: really

luke: i dont love it i dont love anythinh

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text;; travis

Travis: no, i sort of need my face

Travis: um, what's that?

luke: its a stupid face i s2g

luke: you're hopeless omg

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text;; travis

Travis: piece of shit? ew no

Travis: i really don't want to give you my head.

Travis: i need mine

luke: i seriously want to punch you straight in your stupid face

luke: then touch your cock to make up for it

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text;; travis

Travis: ouch

Travis: and how would I do that?

luke: piece of shit

luke: give me head

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text;; travis

luke: my dick hurts

luke: make it better :-)

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text;; boyfriend.

nicole: says who? ;)

nicole: i actually met him once at a club, he's friends with my cousin

nicole: is that wall more attractive than me?

nicole: wait..don't answer that, I'm afraid of that answer

luke: wow now i hate him even more :-)

luke: i'm gonna rock his shit

luke: i ate too much steak now im pregnant

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text;; boyfriend.

nicole: don't do that face

nicole: at least he would appreciate something other than my mouth

nicole: ...and my hands

nicole: but you love me??

nicole: ..ok you don't but, pretend that you do so i can at least fool myself for a couple more days, at least until friday.

luke: youve never even talked to him

luke: how do you know hes not a douchebag or gay

luke: i do love u but im currently staring at the wall as we speak

luke: the thrilling life of lucas hemmings

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text;; boyfriend.

nicole: i bet he'd like to cuddle with me

nicole: the only attention you want is from my mouth??

nicole: say you love me c;

luke: -____-

luke: false

luke: your hands are pretty good too

luke: no i hate love

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text;; boyfriend.

nicole: ...

nicole: this is why I look at zayn

nicole: you can be such a douche sometimes

nicole: you should come give me cuddles :c

luke: look at me

luke: pay attention to me not him

luke: ew i dont do cuddles

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text;; boyfriend.

nicole: do you ever look at zayn malik and

nicole: #girlboner

nicole: ??

nicole: oh my god wrong number i

nicole: babe I was kidding

luke: um

luke: why the fuck are you looking at zayn

luke: he's no good for you

luke: come give me head

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"And a waste of time. I was in love once and never again. It just fucks you up, takes your money and all that good shit."

                     ”Love’s too expensive.”

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"That makes two of us, man. fuck love."

            “It’s Valentines Day and I don’t give a shit.”