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“You’re a caveman. And I’ve invented fire.”

Close-ups under the cut :)

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im quitting tumblr

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They should remove this guy from the game

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something i have always found really weird is when english texts italicize words from other languages.

i remember reading a book as a kid and the author continually italicizing the word tamales

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( <= green bean

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atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

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Popular is such a song bc it acts like it’s gonna be the classic take off glasses + let down hair = sudden beauty but that’s really not what they’re doing. because Elphaba’s green. the makeover does not change the fact that she is green which is the only impediment to her being seen as pretty. Glinda doesn’t suddenly make her pretty. Glinda just places Elphaba within a framework she understands so she can see the beauty that was always there. Glinda’s “you’re beautiful” is not her bragging the way she does throughout the rest of the song, it’s not her going I made you beautiful. it’s her being genuinely stunned by the realization that Elphaba is beautiful and always has been. Glinda just needed to place her within a familiar framework (makeover, makeup, accessories) to see what was always there.

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VHS Christmas Carols (Nov 21-24, 2024)

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you have no idea how much it pains me that I can't watch goncharov. I want to watch this movie so bad it makes me look stupid.

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got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

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The single greatest picture ever taken in my life. We threw Yu-gi-oh cards at the ceiling fan to watch them scatter, and just happened to take a picture right at this exact moment. To this day, this is the only time I’ve ever heard of anyone breaking a ceiling fan blade with cards.

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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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Back in my day, we didn't have your fancy block lists, or autofilters, when you found a bigot you just had to convince several strangers to write “Kung pow penis” in the comments which was annoying but would immediately kill them if it worked

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Pink Robin (Petroica rodinogaster), male, family Petroicidae, order Passeriformes, SE Australia

Photograph by Ambikangela