hatchetfielded
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Cal / Cali | they/he/it (+whatever else you want just not she)| aroaceMain is carton2 so that’s not a bot if I follow you. So this survived and I’m bad at interacting with all my mutuals but this year I’ll try I guess so thanks for visiting! (pfp was commissioned from a friend and is my favourite photo I own)But I post about Starkid, TCB, MCU and maybe other theatre and music stuff I guessDni if TERF, MAP, racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, etc.
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hatchetfielded · 2 hours ago
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out of the depths of hell and back, us spawn of the black and white
cover our souls with robes of black, entangle the arms of night
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THE ICONIC PHOTO RECREATED
I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT
I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS AND I LOVE THE END RESULT
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hatchetfielded · 4 hours ago
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someone HAS to have made this comparison before but grace chastity literally is the fallen angel she's so pookie
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hatchetfielded · 5 hours ago
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The Princess Bride is such a funny book to read after ONLY seeing the movie. Like Goldman made up a fake author from a fake country and proceeded to write the book as an abridged version of what the fake author wrote... and then he proceeds to add in notes to the "abridged version" mentioning all the boring world building stuff he skipped because it was boring.
Like shout out to William Goldman, man really did make an entire book that is just "the cool scenes you thought of in your head" and then made up a fake author to abridge so he doesn't have to connect them.
And it slaps
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hatchetfielded · 5 hours ago
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THAT GUYS GOT A WIGGLY. HE'S GOT A WIGGLY DOLL! 🫵
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hatchetfielded · 6 hours ago
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hatchetfielded · 6 hours ago
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*misses the last step* parkour
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hatchetfielded · 6 hours ago
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“On the cold cold streets of a cold cold town”
I love this trio so much I really do.
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hatchetfielded · 1 day ago
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PROMISE ME YOU'LL THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS
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hatchetfielded · 1 day ago
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thinking about when i was small, how my mom told me that pipe cleaners were just a tool until people started idly shaping things with them and it grew so popular that they were marketed as crafting materials. and that story about how the original frisbees were disposable pie plates that students flattened to throw. and how when i was a child i had a wooden mancala set with shiny, colorful stones, but on invention it was played with rocks and grooves dug into the dirt. and middle school, paper football and tic-tac-toe and mash and mad libs, games that just need pen and paper. and before that, games of pretend with pirates and princes and masked marauders. how at slumber parties after lights out, we used to whisper storytelling games, i say one sentence and you say the next. and shadow puppets. and the way all the kids in the neighborhood used to divide into teams and throw fallen pine cones at one another. and the floor is lava game, and the quiet game, and the games i play with my coworkers that are just words and retention. and "put a finger down" on the high school bus. and little girls clapping together, and how the first jump-rope was undoubtedly just a length of rope who knows how long ago, and how natural it is to play, how we seek play at every age and with any resources we have and with whatever time we can squeeze it into in a day. i'm not an anthropologist or a psychologist but i think after food and shelter and water and air what comes next is games and stories and laughter. i think that there is nothing -- not sex or fighting or forming unlikely bonds with animals -- there is nothing more human than to play.
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hatchetfielded · 3 days ago
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"You don't know what this cost!"
"You don't know what you've lost..."
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reblogs are awesome, don't repost ✌🏻
I'd say something about the process of making this but my brain is just going aaaaa VHS Christmas Carols my beloved <3 so I guess that's all you get, sorry.
AJ and Curt were both amazing as the Scrooges this year, and I am soooo excited to watch the show again now that I've finally finished this artwork. best motivator ever when Ye Olde Procrastination started kicking in.
(this show is so good! you should watch it! get a ticket and watch it now! for your own sake, listen to Jake Jack!)
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hatchetfielded · 3 days ago
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poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming
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hatchetfielded · 3 days ago
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Nerdy Prudes Must Die doodles from last night
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hatchetfielded · 3 days ago
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🗣 DELLA WHERE'D YOUR HAIR GO?!??!
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ohhhhh man. So the entirety of VHSCC has its grip on me, but especially this part of the show (Panic Attack: The Song, my beloved <3) and what started as a mindless sketch got my brain going and here we are 19 hours later, lol.
also Della and Jim now own a solid 80% of my heart??? I will absolutely be making more art of both of them and that is a threat.
if tumblr likes me today, there'll be an alternate version & close-ups under the cut! 😎👉🏻👉🏻
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I spent so much time on the clothes patterns so please appreciate them lmao 🥲👍🏻
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hatchetfielded · 3 days ago
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The streets are cold 🥶
Yeah this is a redraw, what about it?
Close ups under cut
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hatchetfielded · 3 days ago
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THAT GUYS GOT A WIGGLY. HE'S GOT A WIGGLY DOLL! 🫵
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