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Kurono: so, what’s up?

Setsuno, an hour later: sorry was in the shower lol

Kurono:

Kurono: this is a face to face conversation.

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Nemoto: I want to spice things up.

Kurono: You know I’m allergic to chili

Nemoto: I meant in the bedroom

Kurono: I can’t eat it anywhere around the base, Nemoto.

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Kurono: Just remember to stay positive

*later at the job interview*

Overhaul: one of my workers died this morning.

Rappa: I AM GLAD THEY’DE DEAD!!

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the hassaikai as stock image memes go part 2 ;

Kurono: Doc, it hurts when I touch my shoulder

Overhaul: then don’t touch it, that’ll be 60$.

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the hassaikai as stock image memes go part 1 ;

Kurono: doctor, my back hurts when I wake up in the morning

Overhaul: wake up in the afternoon then.

Kurono: 👍🏻

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rappa HOW IS YOUR MIND INNOCENT EVEN THOUGH YOU KILL PEOPLE

WHAT THE HELL DO YA MEAN INNOCENT ???

HOW CAN I BE INNOCENT AND GUILTY ??!

YA CONFUSING THE HELL OUTTA ME !! SO SHUT UP, GET OVER HERE AND FIGHT ME ALREADY !!!!

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Rappa are you john cena

JOHN WHO??

IM NO JOHN GUY!!!

IM KENDO RAPPA OBVIOUSLY!!!

ILL KICK THAT DUDES BUTT IF HES IMPERSONATIN ME!!!

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*slaps a 9’10 ft. Mothman looking monster with ten foot long arms, a Cheshire smile, rabies, a colony of shrimp in the fur, did I mention they had fur, STRONK boi and will fight Rappa for shits and giggles, cause they have met a god and wasn’t impressed*

This bad boi can fit so much will too fight anyone for the glory of it.

Now Rappa would you fight this feral bastard?

YA ACT LIKE THATS AN ACTUAL QUESTION !!!!!!!

ILL FIGHT ANYBODY I DONT CARE WHO!!

AS LONG AS THEY ARE WILLIN TO FIGHT !!!!!!!

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AU where everything is the same except Overhaul uses a cane more than he does his quirk.

Overhaul, poking Eri with his cane: get the fuck away from me.

Eri:

While fighting Overhaul

Izuku: Eri, your quirk is a blessing!

Eri: watch out for his cane.

Izuku: his what?

Overhaul, ready to kick their ass w his cane behind them: V I B E C H E C K

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Hey, Rappa, sup! Would ya mind havin' a tough little sis?? ((5'2 feet but body like a tank to take ya on any time))

WHAT ??

LIKE, A SPARRING PARTNER???

SURE, I'LL TAKE YOU ON EVEN IF YOU'RE A TOUGH LITTLE SIS OR NOT!!!!

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𝐼 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝒶𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝑜𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑔𝓊𝓎𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑔. 𝐼 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝐼 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓃𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒷𝑒 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝒹 𝒷𝒶𝒸𝓀 𝒷𝓎 𝒶𝓃𝓎 𝑜𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑔𝓊𝓎𝓈, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝑜𝓀𝒶𝓎 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝓊𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓁𝓎!!

At least you're self-aware. Some people actually humor me with expecting any sort of emotional response back. Now never speak to me again.

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Does anyone have horrible aim? Like, should not be trusted with a gun?

Hm. Not that I am aware of currently.

[hassaikin]

Time to take bets on Overhaul’s sexuality. I’ve got ¥1000 on asexual

I prefer to refer to myself as a clean individual. Sexuality won't be discussed here.

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Rappa, hi. Do you actually respect Fatgum and Red Riot? Do you intend to seek them out for a second fight?

COURSE I DO!! THAT MAN AND THE FATSO REALLY KNOW HOW TO FIGHT!!! IT WAS SUCH A THRILL!!!!!

WE HAD A DRAW BEFORE

BUT WHEN I FIND THEM AGAIN WE'LL FINALLY GET TO KILL EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!

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No. You're supposed to only take away the good from history and leave behind the ridiculous parts of it. Plants in a plague mask was pointless.

Do you guys keep it accurate and stuff herbs/incense into your plague doctor masks or do you not bother with that?

WHY WOULD I PUT PLANTS IN MY MASK??

ITS FOR ME IT ISNT SOME STINKIN GARDEN!!

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If you weren’t a yakuza boss what profession would you want, Overhaul? Also, completely unrelated, but you definitely missed a great opportunity to call yourself something alchemy related, considering your quirk, like Paracelsus or something.

I couldn't imagine myself as anything else. If I were absolutely rid of the opportunity to become the boss of the gang, I would have liked to have gone into something within the research field for medicine. Missed opportunities are sometimes intentional. Bare that in mind.

[hassaikin]

Do you guys keep it accurate and stuff herbs/incense into your plague doctor masks or do you not bother with that?

WHY WOULD I PUT PLANTS IN MY MASK??

ITS FOR ME IT ISNT SOME STINKIN GARDEN!!