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Bittern at the grocery store

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an unfortunate side effect of growing up autistic is that everyone always mistook my bluntness for rudeness n now whenever I do any sort business communication I overcompensate for my default absence of tact by speaking like a late 19th century dandy. this appears to be something I am unable to turn off despite my many efforts

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rollercoasters may be lying in wait for you to get emotionally attached to them

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‼️are you lonely? alone? no one to talk to?

my "be friends with me" post is severely out of date so here's a new one!

BE FRIENDS WITH ME

please! ✨

my name is Robin! I'm 19! I'm looking for more online friends! this could be you!

my interests include:

rollercoasters 🎢

birds 🐦

aquariums 🐟🐠🐡🦈🐙🦭🐬🐚🪸🪼🐌🐛

ANTEATERS

filmmaking

soft fishing bait making videos

this is what I look like:

I have a partner so I'm not looking for one of those. you should probably be friends with him too he's very bad at meeting people.

I'm also specifically looking for more disabled friends - I have hEDS (messed up diagnosis, technically diagnosed also technically not) and fibromyalgia (diagnosed god bless), currently seeking confirmation for POTS too. I use crutches full time, aside from when I'm using my wheelchair. I don't have many friends who have physical disabilities and I have net 0 friends who use mobility aids so that would slay so hard if anyone here would like to satisfy that need. bonus points if you're autistic, I prefer my friends with The Wavelength in common.

Could this be you?

DM me! (I beg)

please consider reblogging to spread this cause ♥

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for new years day, i decided to start posting more art

here’s my original character, Horny Walter the Nautical Sex Rodent, he drives his nasty boat around the world’s oceans in pursuit of hole, leaving a trail of ecological destruction in his wake

i will be developing a line of merchandise for this new character, talks are already ongoing for the Horny Walter PEZ Dispenser/butt plug

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having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

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Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

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I’ve surrounded myself with so many disabled people that seeing a person without mobility aids can genuinely confuse me like y’all can walk and stand without being in pain?? Crazyyy

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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

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my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

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let my bro out for fucks sake

definitely weird to see someone ive known since like 2020 be sentenced to life in hospital prison, but i guess it's to be expected with the work i do

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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.

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yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

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It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are

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Trying to get a glass of water but i cant. The water goes up