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That's a damn shame.

I'm getting bad wolf vibes, man.

Define ‘tried’.

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Have you even tried talking to him?

I'm getting bad wolf vibes, man.

Knock yourself out.

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I'm guessing you talked to her?

And um...want me to talk to him?

I'm getting bad wolf vibes, man.

Yeah, she did. It didn’t go well.

I don’t know. He doesn’t tell me much of anything.

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Yeah, I saw that. Mom had one of her parties and he showed up, caused quite a stir and a gaggle of girls were after him. I'm guessing Toni saw him? And Eli? Mini Teen Wolf? What's up there?

I'm getting bad wolf vibes, man.

I guess Harry’s back in town. Something’s up with Eli. I’ll be glad when this month’s over.

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Moving on to things that matter. What's wrong?

I'm getting bad wolf vibes, man.

I can’t remember the last time that joke was funny.

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I'm getting bad wolf vibes, man.

What's ruffled your fur?

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Can’t Hold Us | Macklemore

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I do have fun, Ivy. The whole cinema world isn't exactly my niche, you know that. And I'm sure mom already has. The Burns family making a flawless appearance. Mom called me this morning, she was mad I missed whatever it was that happened last night.

You make it sound like a chore. It’s enjoyable. You should learn to have fun. Perhaps you can invite Cassandra along.

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You sound like my mom. I'm sure she'll be dragging me along with her to support my father.

Mhm, I remember that about you. I’ve been wonderful, thank you. And it is, yes. It’s exciting. I’ll be dressing up in fancy gowns soon enough.

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Yes, well, at least you don't act immature.

Happy birthday, son.

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I embrace a lot of things, Ivy. The name is the least of my problems. I've been good. And you? I see it's finally award season.

Oh, honestly. It’s your given name, you should embrace it. But if you insist, Will, I’ll try to remember that. How have you been?

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Mhm, you're welcome. So what are you? Twenty-three?

Happy birthday, son.

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Happy birthday, son.

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Hey, Ivy. But how many times do I have to tell you that my father is the only one that calls me William? Will is fine.

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Hello William. Long time no see. 

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I don't want you to say anything. Let me know when you're done figuring that out, okay? Whenever that is.

The kid won't read her mind?

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I always try to look out for you and to be there for you like the brother and best friend that I am. And yeah, sometimes it doesn't go the way you would want, but I'm still there trying to help. And you have this shitty little habit of treating me like I'm just some other kid that you barely know. Which is cool to do to everyone else, but not me.

The kid won't read her mind?