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back about the plant again (sorta?) does sokaku just...eat anything???

Yes, well… no.

If it looks edible (even if it isn’t) she’ll try to eat it.

Like for example, she wouldn’t eat a desk, but if the desk was shaped like a giant hamburger or smth, she’ll try to bite into it.

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did the plant taste any good?

why should I know? I'm not the one who ate it...

that's a lie, I ate a leaf. I just wanted to know why Soukaku wants to eat it! totally reasonable!! it tasted like ass, and not the good kind off ass if you know what I mean

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K the plant's gone, Soukaku ate it.

11 days has to be a new record... I'll keep that in mind for the next time Tsukishiro brings in a new plant!

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Whats your opinion on snow, cus im close to being snowed in

It’s nice ig, it doesn’t really snow that much in New Eridu though… that kinda suck imo

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Okay, so here’s the deal. I woke up, in a Hollow, with no memory of how I got there or what in the name of the Preservation a Hollow even IS. Last thing I remember before that would be… I was back in Belobog. I’d just gotten home after I lost a match to Seele.

I’ve been mostly staying put. Sorry for the trouble over this.

-Luka

okok... yeah I have no idea how you ended up here buddy, but worry not! Section 6 is on it's way to rescue you ASAP >:D

and by Section 6 I mean just me, and by ASAP I mean 4-5 business days. meanwhile, try to stay away from the hollows and maybe, MAYBE if you make you're way to the H.I.A Club in Lumina square I'll consider taking on some overtime and coming to get you.

If you do manage to get to the H.I.A Club, make sure to ask for an ether aptitude test! just to make sure you won't die in a matter of minutes incase you decide to make your way into another hollow.

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speaking of the decor plant yanagi bought and sokaku's infamous eating habits, it poses a question. has sokaku ever fallen for fake food? like the thing kids play with in toy kitchens? what about bathbombs? (even though they smell wayyy to clean to be edible)

DUDE!! I actually tried to make Soukaku eat plastic fruits once.

And it fucking worked! SHE DIDNT EVEN NOTICE IT WAS PLASTIC!!! Of course I got an earful from Tsukishiro and more lifelong scarring memories but it was pretty funny.

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So, those weird green-ish things with the scary orb head that attacked on sight aren’t, like, an endangered species, or something, right? ‘Cause if they are… um, whoops? They seemed pretty abundant, anyway.

(sorry, I went back into the death sphere. I had nothing better to do and I’m pretty confident in my monster-fighting ability)

-Luka

Nahh those are ethereals! Honestly kinda weird that you don’t know but… oh well!

I kill those for work so feel free to kill them, nobody would really care anyways. And I’d suggest getting out of the hollow, or uh- death sphere, idk if you know your ether aptitude but considering you’ve been pretty clueless about anything hollows I’m gonna assume ya don’t.

The picture you sent previously looks like it’s somewhere near Lumina square, I’ll come get ya :P

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The plant survived over a week… that’s a new record :0

Soukaku’s self restraint is pretty impressive!

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Hey, so, uh... I'm... new around here. I woke up in this weird place that looked like it was wayyy too close to a Stellaron. I just now got service back, and you look like you know what you're doing, so.... any tips on not dying?

[attached: A selfie of a man with red hair, and a mechanical right arm. He appears to be just outside a companion Hollow. He's smiling, but it looks a little tired.]

Oh, the name's Luka, by the way!

look behind you, see that giant ball of possible death? yeah get away from that, best survival tip for you at the moment!

also cool arm

also also, can you maybe describe where you at? is it like a desert or more of a cityscape? if you're in the outer ring it could be a bit of a hassle to get to you and I reallyyyyyyyyyyy don't wanna have to do actual work.

that being said, I'm Harumasa, good luck Luka

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//how do you feel about crossover characters interacting with harumasa? (by crossover characters i mean throwing luka hsr into new eridu and being really mean to him)

Crossovers are perfectly fine! Feel free to throw any character you want at me >:D

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hey harumasa! here to let you know i got 99 on my final maths exam 🙏🙏 man that one mark though

HOLY COW A 99 IS AWESOME!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU :DD

although it's definitely one of the more annoying grades to get, like what's so hard about rounding it up to 100?? it's basically already there

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I'm betting on two days. If the plant looks like forbidden candy though I'm sure we'll both lose.

Also take care!

- Kyra

honestly for Soukaku I'm pretty sure everything looks like forbidden candy, it's just based on how long she can restrain herself.

and you take care too anon! I'll def update when she eats it.

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Deputy chief brought a new plant for the office today!

Anyone wanna place bets on how long until Soukaku tries to bite it? My money’s on 3 days!

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Classes are starting soon but I'm scared I might ruin all my goals and progress... (T^T)

I’m sure you’ll do great! Seriously, don’t stress over this too much!

Just do your best and I’m sure you’ll be awesome anon >:D remember! even if you don’t reach all your goals, you’re bound to reach some of them right?

Sometimes doing 100% of everything isn’t necessary (or possible), just make sure your goals are realistic enough! And don’t push yourself too hard!

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my exams are coming up soon...can you give a few words so i hopefully get good grades 🙏🙏

ALRIGHT! HERE ARE SOME WORDS OF WISDOM FOR YOU ANON!

1. You should probably study pretty well, as annoying as it may seem to hear, PRACTICE. MAKES. PERFECT!!

2. BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!! because I believe in you ;3

3. DONT FORGET TO BREATH! ITS VERY IMPORTANT!!

Remember these words of advice from the one and only Harumasa and you will, FOR SURE! Pass your exams!! :D GOOD LUCK!

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Uhm- how do I put this..

I want to improve my makeup skills but no one wants to help me..(Q^Q)

Please please please please 🙏 be my helper, I'll help you get better excuses for sick leaves in return!

Ooof.. I really wish I could help you Anon 😭😭

I'm willing to help if you need someone to practice on but unfortunately I don't really have any makeup skills myself :'3

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Someone drew a bangboo version of you and it has my heart in a chokehold! \(T^T)/

It's so cute it might be cuter than the real one, makes me wonder your reaction to seeing a lot of bangboos that looks like you >:3

A Bangboo that looks like me? well, no matter how cute it may be, I doubt it can compare to the real deal!