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colin/amy + grover

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Winter Themed Sentence Starters

"Hey -- put that snowball down!"

"Come make snow angels with me!"

"I sooooooooo want hot cocoa right now."

"But I don't wanna go outside! It's too cold."

"You know you've been outside too long when your snot becomes frozen."

"Snowball fight?"

"Sledding is an art. Only masters like myself know how to do it properly."

"How can you eat ice cream right now!? It's below twenty degrees outside!"

"So they shut down all the trains and buses..."

"I so hope that this snow is enough for a snow day."

"How about we both skip work and cuddle all day? We can blame it on the snow."

"I made a snow dick. Look -- it's happy to see you."

"UGH. How long is it going to snow for?"

"I can't hold hands with you. Too cold."

"You've got so many snowflakes in your hair. It's kind of cute."

"I hate the snow."

"Let's go ice skating!"

"Your hat is falling off!"

"I'm pretty sure the lake's frozen enough. We won't fall in."

"I can't even see a foot in front of me!"

"You know what I've always wanted to try? Building an igloo."

"The snow can go fuck itself."

"I feel like a penguin with all of these layers. A very fat penguin."

"I just need the heat on, a bunch of blankets, and a good movie. I can watch the snow from inside."

"I am NOT going outside in this cold!"

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☃ Christmas Inspired Starters ☃

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national lampoon’s christmas vacation starters.

feel free to either remove the blanks or fill it in with a name.

“ we’re kicking off our fun, old-fashioned christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape.”

“ we’re not driving all the way out here so you can get one of those stupid ties with the santa clauses on it, are we?”

“ what we’re looking for today is the ___ family christmas tree.”

“ hey, look! a deer.”

“ ___, stop it! i don’t want to spend the holidays dead.”

“ we’re all right! thank god, we’re all right!”

“ ___, we’re stuck under a truck!”

“ for chrissake, i didn’t do this on purpose!”

“ didn’t they invent christmas tree lots so people wouldn’t have to drive all the way out to nowhere and waste a whole saturday?”

“ they invented them because people forgot how to have a fun, old-fashioned christmas and are satisfied with dead, scrawny, overpriced trees that have no special meaning.”

“ this is what our forefathers did. they walked out into the woods, they picked out that special tree and they cut it down with their bare hands.”

“ my toes are numb. i can’t feel my legs. i can’t feel my hips!”

“ that’s all part of the experience, honey.”

“ it’s not big, it’s just full.”

“ that thing wouldn’t fit in our yard.”

“ it’s not going in our yard, it’s going in our living room.”

“ most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin.”

“ where do you think you’re gonna put a tree that big?”

“ do you think there’s enough room for the angel?”

“ it looks great. a little full. a lot of sap.”

“ they’ve decided they’re coming for christmas too.”

“ christmas is about resolving differences.”

“ all my life, i’ve wanted to have a big family christmas.”

“ when have i ever done that?”

“ you’re the last true family man.”

“ merry christmas. kiss my ass. kiss his ass. kiss your ass.”

“ ‘tis the season to be merry.”

“ that’s a christmas present from a very dear friend of mine.”

“ this is what christmas is all about.”

“ we’re gonna have the best-looking house in town.”

“ i’m sure it’s a lot of work too, but if i’m out in the cold, and i’m committed to decorating the house, i’m gonna do it right, and i’m gonna do it big.”

“ when was the last time i overdid anything?”

“ well, i don’t know what to say except it’s christmas and… we’re all in misery.”

“ hey, where do you want these reindeer?”

“ i can’t find the santa claus!”

“ in the meantime, i can light the santa and the eight, tiny reindeer and the merry christmas sign.”

“ come out, quick! look at the lights!”

“ you deserve a home like this to spend christmas in.”

“ i hope this adds to your enjoyment of the holidays.”

“ i hope it enhances your holiday spirit.”

“ help me get some hot chocolate. it’s cold.”

“ that’s a honey of a tree. is it real?”

“ can i refill your eggnog for you? get you something to eat?”

“ well, have a really merry christmas.”

“ are you santa claus?”

“ no, i’m not santa claus. wish i was.”

“ if you’ve been good all year round, santa claus is gonna bring you something.”

“ sometimes i think all that santa crap is just bull.”

“ well i happen to know for a fact that santa claus is real.”

“ are you sure you ain’t santy claus?”

“ oh, you didn’t have to buy me anything.”

“ if this turkey tastes half as good as it looks, i think we’re in for a very big treat.”

“ if you keep it up, it will be your last christmas.”

“ look what you’ve done to my tree!”

“ it was an ugly tree anyway.”

“ hallelujah! holy shit, where’s the tylenol?”

“ we needed a coffin - uh, i mean tree.”

“ this is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here.”

“ we’re gonna press on and we’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest christmas since bing crosby tap-danced with danny kaye!”

“ when santa squeezes his fat ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house.”

“ our holidays were always such a mess.”

“ ho, ho, ho! merry christmas, ___!”

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* QUOTES ABOUT DESPAIR PROMPTS ,

losing your life is not the worst thing that can happen, the worst thing is to lose your reason for living.

how could i have been so ignorant?

the bravest thing i ever did was continuing my life when i wanted to die.

i wish i could tell you how lonely i am.

when you say you believe, you allow the possibility of disappointment.

to hope for nothing, to expect nothing, to demand nothing: this is analytical despair.

i have no plans, no idea, no project, and, what is worse, no ambition.

anyone who retreats into a cave which has only one opening deserves to die.

some days you think you can’t go on because the only thing waiting for you is more despair.

the road that is built in hope is more pleasant to the traveler than the road built in despair, even though they both lead to the same destination.

those who make us believe that anything’s possible are often the ones who have survived the bleakest of circumstances.

it is not despair, for despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt.

there is a dark place calling to me, but i will not go just yet.

i can still hear the screams, they wake me in the night.

you have to maintain a fine balance between hope and despair; in the end, it's all a question of balance.

to be truly radical is to make hope possible rather than despair convincing.

does anything in nature despair except man?

people see what they think is there.

whatever happens in your life, no matter how troubling things might seem, do not enter the neighbourhood of despair.

some people are silently struggling with burdens that would break our backs.

everywhere there is conflict and unkindness.

those who have every reason to despair, but don’t, may have the most to teach us.

why does it have to be like this?

do not let arrogance go to your head and despair to your heart.

i don't know how to be this kind of villain.

life is filled with unanswered questions, but it is the courage to seek those answers that continues to give meaning to life.

i cannot do it, i cannot bear it; i cannot go back to what i was here.

despair suggests you are in total control and know what is coming; you don't.

it's funny how despair can soon become an old companion.

when all else is lost, the future still remains.

i have lost everything.

there's only one great evil in the world today, despair.

how do i tame my pain?

i shouldn't be so lucky.

i despise wisdom and the blessings of this world; it is all worthless, fleeting, illusory, and deceptive, like a mirage.

sometimes you can cry until there's nothing wet in you and it still makes no difference.

the whole thing is quite hopeless, so it's no good worrying about tomorrow; it probably won't come.

it appears that happiness is easier to get used to than despair.

i had to experience despair, i had to sink to the greatest mental depths in order to experience grace.

my days are as long as despair can make them.

the only real laughter comes from despair.

the difference between hope and despair is a different way of telling stories from the same facts.

it is still our choice whether to live in light or lie down in darkness.

despair is the price one pays for self-awareness; look deeply into life, and you'll always find despair.

i have had to experience so much stupidity, so much error, disillusionment and sorrow, just in order to become a child again and begin anew.

grief is one big, gaping hole, isn’t it?

you can spend your life wallowing in despair, wondering why you were the one who was led towards the road strewn with pain, or you can be grateful that you are strong enough to survive it.

in the next world i could not be worse than i am in this.

you can tell a lot from a person's nails; when a life starts to unravel, they're among the first to go.

in the midst of happiness or despair, do what is right and you will be at peace.

some days you don’t want to go on because it’s easier to give up than to get hurt again.

the thing that binds us together is that we have both lowered our expectations of life.

there have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall.

whatever happens in your life, no matter how troubling things might seem, do not enter the neighbourhood of despair.

it is for your own good to love a daredevil rather than a holy coward.

life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

it’s awful, telling it like this, isn’t it?

you aren’t falling apart, you’re well beyond that.

urgency and despair don't get along well.

i do not like the idea that one day i shall be tapped on the shoulder and informed, not that the party is over but that it is most assuredly going on in my absence.

never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

i need to be alone.

when someone is in despair, it means they still believe in something.

despair is something surprising each time you encounter it.

we can travel anywhere we want, even to other planets, and for what? to sit day after day, declining in morale and hope.

sometimes you have to use your failures as stepping stones to success.

do you love me enough that i am allowed to be damaged?

the heart has no tears to give, it drops only blood, bleeding itself away in silence.

the greatest hazard of all, losing one’s self, can occur very quietly in the world as if it were nothing at all.

it is easy to be thankful when all is well.

it's despair that anyone can even contemplate the idea of dropping a bomb or ordering that it should be dropped.

if you knew everything that was going to happen next, if you knew in advance the consequences of your own actions: you'd be doomed.

do you love me enough that i am allowed to be weak in some places?

the wounds that never heal can only be mourned alone.

hope was an instinct only the reasoning human mind could kill; an animal never knew despair.

why does life have to be so short, with all the good things passing quickly?

you may be proud, wise, and fine, but death will wipe you off the face of the earth as though you were no more than mice burrowing under the floor.

sit it out, let it all pass, let it go.

this is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper.

i didn't mean to drown myself, i meant to swim till i sank—but that's not the same thing.

some days simply lay on you like stones.

who are these so called heroes and where do they come from?

if i showed you how much i wanted you, you'd run away.

it was a little thing, but on top of the other little things, it broke something in me.

who ever said there'd be good news?

i found that words like hope and faith were only letters, randomly put together into something meaningless.

my life is a perfect graveyard of buried hopes.

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it’s really hard losing people…  it’s even harder getting them back.

amy abbott of the cw’s everwood,  canon divergent & affiliated with hartlost.   by zanza.

non-rp blogs don’t reblog!

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&. 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  some  wintery  sentence  starters  to  help  you  stay  warm  these  holidays!  )

❛ your lips look cold, want me to warm them up for you? ❜

❛ check it out, i’m a dragon! ❜

❛ you have snowflakes in your hair. ❜

❛ i know it’s winter, but you don’t have to act so cold! ❜

❛ want to go for a walk and check out all the lights? ❜

❛ how are you wearing shorts in this weather?! ❜

❛ it’s so cold, but you’re so warm. ❜

❛ i don’t need mistletoe to kiss you. ❜

❛ here, you can have my scarf. ❜

❛ want some hot chocolate? ❜

❛ you know, i’ve never seen snow before. ❜

❛ please open the door before i freeze to death. ❜

❛ but seriously, do you want to build a snowman? ❜

❛ there’s space for you by the fire, come sit. ❜

❛ wait, is that mistletoe? ❜

❛ winter is coming / winter is here. ❜

❛ a snowball fight? oh, it is so on! ❜

❛ looks like we’re snowed in for the night. ❜

❛ are you warm enough? ❜

❛ did you know that icicles make the perfect murder weapon? ❜

❛ i’m catching snowflakes with my tongue, what’s it look like i’m doing? ❜

❛ nightmare before christmas is a christmas movie. it’s literally in the title! ❜

❛ you look pretty covered in snow, guess that’s why they’re called snow angels. ❜

❛ you were outside for one minute, how can you be dying of hypothermia? ❜

❛ i think i burned my tongue on my hot chocolate. ❜

❛ i like it out here. it’s peaceful. ❜

❛ you’re like my own personal space heater. ❜

❛ if you don’t have gloves, you can just hold my hand. ❜

❛ if i slip on the ice, it’s totally your fault. ❜

❛ behold! the perfect snowball. ❜

❛ let’s just stay in and watch the snow. ❜

❛ i’m cold, can we cuddle? ❜

❛ i’ll be home for christmas, i promise. ❜

❛ holy shit, your hands are freezing! ❜

❛ there. now your snow angel has a friend. ❜

❛ what should we name our snowman? ❜

❛ i guess it’s just my overused hoodie and i against the world. ❜

❛ i’ll be your date for that christmas party if you don’t have one yet. ❜

❛ being stuck inside with you all day is my worst nightmare. ❜

❛ sorry! i didn’t mean to throw that snowball so hard. ❜

❛ i made a dick out of snow. it’s happy to see you. ❜

❛ there’s never a bad time for ice cream. ❜

❛ come here, let me warm you up. ❜

❛ you���ve never seen snow before? ❜

❛ the holidays aren’t so bad with you around. ❜

❛ either you cuddle me, or stop hogging all the blankets. ❜

❛ fine, i’ll be nice. but just until the holidays are over. ❜

❛ winter is for hibernating. i’m going back to sleep. ❜

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( * &. ━  SANTA CLARITA DIET SENTENCE STARTERS

* potential trigger warning : this post contains a lot of murder and possible spoilers.

‘  no more doing things separately. from now on, we fuck everything up together.  ’ ‘  i’m not doing cocaine. i just have a feeling i would be unbearable.  ’ ‘  what, you hear that? that’s the sound of the tables turning.  ’ ‘  i just wanted your vomit. why’d you have to make it weird?  ’ ‘  our kitchen looks like the inside of a shark.  ’ ‘  i had such a good day at the asylum.  ’ ‘  kidnapping. why don’t governments do more to stop them?  ’ ‘  we’re hand models and we have to protect our assets from sun damage.  ’ ‘  killing people is hard. i used to think that was a good thing.  ’ ‘  he worships you. you’re the queen of his spank bank.  ’ ‘  sweetheart, you bought a car and now you’re grinding on the neighbors. this is not who you are!  ’ ‘  i’ve been wanting one ever since this morning!  ’ ‘  i feel like whatever i say is going to make you push harder against my vagina.  ’ ‘  i really want to make this work.  ’ ‘  sometimes you do shit you never expected for the people you love.  ’ ‘  oh god, you’re in to sports? this relationship is getting even more untenable.  ’ ‘  what a cute, weird couple you make.  ’ ‘  i like not killing people – i’ve always liked it. i just forgot how much.  ’ ‘  killing people is hard. i used to think that was a good thing.  ’ ‘  we’re not good at murder. i happen to think that’s a positive quality.  ’ ‘  oh no, my finger’s oozing again.  ’ ‘  no, he’s fine, he just saw something on television and now he’s living his life by it.  ’ ‘  i think he spent too much time in a hot car.  ’ ‘  you could’ve slapped bloody hands on who knows how many dead asses.  ’ ‘  whoa, hey, wow, look at your face!  ’  ‘  you look amazing! like a sexy raccoon!  ’ ‘  i am not a murderer! okay, technically i am. not even technically. literally. but i refuse to be defined by that one time i murdered somebody.  ’ ‘  you bailed so you don’t get to have an opinion, okay?  ’ ‘  nobody likes a backseat arsonist.  ’ ‘  yes, it’s fun to be carefree and spontaneous and less hirable in a depressed job market.  ’ ‘  oh my god, are you serious? you’d kill me with a bat?  ’ ‘  you know what’s cool? i’m never surprised anymore.  ’ ‘  i feel like a bus station shit in my mouth.  ’ ‘  well, we can’t start killing people.  ’ ‘  we’re getting life back to normal and killing people isn’t normal, sweetheart.  ’ ‘  i love this idea. you’re an evil genius.  ’ ‘  act casual.  ’ ‘  you see? i’ve known you, what, five minutes and already i’d rather have you kill me.  ’ ‘  new lesson: if at first you don’t succeed then blast his ass with tear gas.  ’ ‘  just because something’s changed doesn’t mean it’s not still beautiful.  ’ ‘  if you miss eating pizza, eat a man who just at pizza.  ’ ‘  i just threw up. like a fair amount.  ’ ‘  i know we have to kill somebody today, but we have to be parents every day.  ’ ‘  i just stuffed a man in a meat freezer. cross that off my bucket list.  ’ ‘  i am so glad this is not one of those diseases that dries your skin out.  ’ ‘  here’s a solution: let’s all stop talking until i can think of what to say next.  ’ ‘  god, there’s so many ways to mess up your children.  ’ ‘  everyone is afraid of change, but when life is screaming ‘this is your new truth,’ you need to accept it.  ’ ‘  be bold, be brave, and live your new truth, no matter what it is.  ’ ‘  how do you have so much testosterone without balls?  ’ ‘  i’ve just been lying here, successfully throwing a ball up and down.  ’ ‘  i mean, he’s giggling a lot now, so that’s new.  ’ ‘  i’ll let you do the math because he couldn’t.  ’ ‘  you keep talking shit about us and i swear to god i will drop kick you.  ’ ‘  try it and i will kick your twat so far up your throat that you’ll get pregnant giving blow jobs.  ’ ‘  we’re gonna kill people, sweetheart.  ’ ‘  we’re gonna kill people so you can eat them.  ’ ‘  we’ve been us since high school. i’m not gonna bail on you now.  ’ ‘  would it be weird if i took his watch?  ’ ‘  don’t come at me with that weak tea.  ’ ‘  whoa, buddy, there’s a lot to unpack here.  ’ ‘  i’m panicking so my lizard brain is making a lot of the decisions.  ’ ‘  well……. bye!  ’ ‘  i started thinking about that nervous smile of yours.  ’ ‘  you gotta stop saying that to people.  ’ ‘  nice try blending in, you handsome, thick-haired, son of a bitch.  ’ ‘  ‘i love you very much’? what the fuck is that supposed to mean?  ’ ‘  sometimes i feel like you’re batman and robin and i’m… alfred.  ’ ‘  damn, you still have that new baby smell.  ’

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𝗮𝗻 𝗶𝗻-𝗱𝗲𝗽𝘁𝗵 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝘀𝘆𝗰𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗯𝗼𝘆 𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗮 𝗯𝗼𝘆 𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗱𝘆. 

DOC . 

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man, you are ALIVE. that is huge ! that’s what everyone keeps saying. 

ind & selective colin hart of wb’s everwood. penned by andi && heavily canon divergent. ship-exclusive with @headlost​

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#playfulaf

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“what were you just thinking?  just then,  you had this look.” “i was just thinking about the fireworks we saw in mr. nole’s driveway earlier - the ones he’s shooting off tonight.  they must’ve cost a fortune.” “ah.” “oh,  look,  i can’t think about you every second of every day,  grover.  i mean,  sometimes i gotta take time to think about normal guy things,  like trucks,  electronics…  katie holmes.” “i get the idea.” “alright,  maybe it wasn’t just the fireworks.” “go on…”

angels    *   1 / ?   *   @losthart can rb!

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Everwood 1x16 “My Funny Valentine” (2003)

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Shameless (TV Series 2011– )

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I don’t remember that day. I don’t remember the accident. I don’t even remember you. I know you from a picture. You’re Bright Abbott. 6′2. We met in fourth grade and have been best friends ever since. The brother of Amy Abbott. She’s got a pretty face, brown eyes, ballet dancer, used to be annoying until we started going out a year before I smashed my head into a DASHBOARD. I’ve got a list of f a c t s.

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