harryspongebobsmut-blog

[harryspongebobsmut-blog]

[harryspongebobsmut-blog]

[harryspongebobsmut-blog]

i want to take the time to thank all of my favorite youtubers for being there for me.

Tyler for helping me love who i am.

Connor for making me smile when i couldnt

Vice for putting the fun into my wensdays, your going to make it big one day

Dan for giving me hope

and Miles for giving me inspiration.

Your the reason why i am alive.

[harryspongebobsmut-blog]

or, its can be a picture of a fish on the back of the label.....

So I saw this today on Pinterest and then found the Etsy link and I have to make a small PSA.

Please do not ever ever ever keep your betta (or any fish for that matter) in a permanent tank this small. EVER. The seller claims that betta don’t need aeration, filtration, or a lot of water to live a long and healthy life of two years, so a wine bottle is the perfect fashionable tank for them. This is a lie. Small tanks mean low water temp, which makes betta, a tropical fish, sick. Any good betta tank will have a heater that can be regulated to 80 degrees. The smallest tank any betta should live in is one gallon, which is nearly three times as much as a wine bottle (or those stupid “betta vases”) will hold. Betta will thrive much better in a three gallon or larger tank. There is nowhere in this jar for the betta to hide when he’s scared or nap when he’s tired. They do enjoy playing with their humans, but they need some aquarium decor to interact with when you’re not around. The seller suggests cleaning the tank once a week and that filtration isn’t needed, but bettas eat and poop just like any other fish and create waste that is harmful to them. The small amount of water in this jar should be changed daily, not weekly, to avoid ammonia buildup and remove uneaten food crud. Of course, a daily water change could be avoided with a good sized tank and a nice, slow-current filter.

This person has already sold a number of these upcycled tanks to people who don’t know any better about betta care, and it makes me so sad that their beautiful fish are living unhappy lives.

[harryspongebobsmut-blog]

So, as everyone knows, two different species (flavors) of cheerios cannot mate, right? That is, if one is honey-nut and another is blueberry, they cannot mate. Anyway, there is this one normal cheerio that is in love with a blueberry cheerio. Unfortunately, he cannot mate with her. He can't even communicate with her because they are of different species. So, he invents a machine that changes all of his CNA (Cheerio DNA) into whichever type of cheerio that he wants. However, this machine performs a process that is extraordinarily painful, because that sort of thing would hurt. Anyway. He does it, and the normal flavored cheerio becomes a blueberry cheerio. Unfortunately, this girl cheerio hates him so much that she invents an identical machine and does the process on herself in order to become a cinnamon-apple cheerio, just so she can avoid this creeper. So, she does it. The boy cheerio is starting to get upset at this because he really wants her. So he tells himself that he will go through the pain for her, and becomes a cinnamon-apple cheerio. She then changes to a honey-nut cheerio! He decides that this is the last time that he will change cheerio type. He does it, and she changes one more time, into a normal cheerio - the kind he originally was. So he says out loud, "Okay, this is really the last time. If she changes again, I will just stay back with my family." So he becomes a normal cheerio again, and she doesn't change fast enough for him to put his moves on her. So, they start dating, and he finally asks her to the Formal Bowl (ahaha, get it, bowl instead of ball). Anyway, they get there and dance intensely for a few hours. Finally, they get tired and she sends the boy cheerio to the milk bowl (you know, since it's a cereal dance, they have that and punch). He gets there and stands in line for ten minutes. Finally fed up at the really long line, he looks over at the bowl of punch and realizes there is no punch line.

[harryspongebobsmut-blog]

whY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

[harryspongebobsmut-blog]

SHOULD I MAKE MORE ONE DIRECTION SPONGEBOB SMUT? GIVE ME CHARACTERS LIKE, THE CLOCK FROM DONT HUG ME IM SCARED, ILL MAKE A SMUT OUT OF IT!

[harryspongebobsmut-blog]

F is for friends who live while their young.

Harry closed his eyes as he drifted off to sleep in his bed, it being 3 am, and he had to wake up in an hour to fly to New York.

Harrys world turned a pale blue color as his dream morphed into his reality. Harry looked down at his body, seeing that...

[harryspongebobsmut-blog]

HARRY X SPONGEBOB SMUT

F is for friends who live while their young.

Harry closed his eyes as he drifted off to sleep in his bed, it being 3 am, and he had to wake up in an hour to fly to New York.

  Harrys world turned a pale blue color as his dream morphed into his reality. Harry looked down at his body, seeing that he wasn’t in his bed anymore. He looked around and saw that he was in a rather hard, grey bed. He looked at the green walls around him, and saw the wall form a dome on the top of his head, and behind him, was a ladder.

  He heared a small breath next to him and turned his head, seeing a very familiar face. He saw the yellow square face of spongebob, and gasped.

  This is definatly one of my weirdest dreams… Harry thought to himself.

  He realized he was completely naked, and under the sheets, and half of spongebob was under the sheets too, exposing his spongy chest.

  Spongebobs hand lifted up and touched Harrys chizzled chest, as he whispered “Im Ready..”

  Harrys heart sank to the bottom of his chest as he felt his spongy hand move down his chest,  lifting the blanket, showing Harrys erection.

  What the fuck? Was all that Harry could think of.

  “Spongebob, i-I don’t think this is right” Harry said as he looked at spongebob.

  Spongebobs thin lips formed  smirk as he lifted the blankets off of his lower waist, exposing his hard, yellow cock.

  He crawled down to Harry, and lifted his legs over his shoulders as he said “F is for friends, who do stuff together…..”

  He licked the tip of Harry, causing a loud frustrated moan to escape his lips as His spongy finger rubbed the outside of Harrys hole.

  “U is for U and me…..” Spongebob moaned as he took all of Harry in his mouth, deep throating his cock till it poked out of his side hole.

  Harry didn’t understand why he liked it, but he just did. He let out a loud moan as spongbobs finger slipped into his tight pink hole. Spongebob continued to suck on Harry until Harrys face turned pink. He took Harry out of his mouth and said, spitting on his hand and rubbing his yellow penis “N is for anywhere and anytime at all……”

  Spongebob didn’t wait for Harry to react, until slidding his soft cock into his ass, causing Harry to scream “DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA!”

  Harry gasped as he woke up, looking around the room, unsure as to what just happened. He looked down at his pants, and felt moisture. He realized he had just had a wet dream about spongebob.

  Harry sat there in the dark for an hour, and thought about his life decisions.

  He couldn’t fall back asleep, for he was too petrified, so he turned on the tv. As soon as the black screen made an image, all he saw was yellow, and a voice singing “F is for friends who do stuff together….” @calumtoohood