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this conversation’s not about reciprocation no more but i’m gon’ wait until you finish so i can talk some more

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I just want you all to know that one of my fave things is when the material of the tee stretches over a man’s Harry’s shoulders like this

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"Congratulations Harry!" Why is it so funny lol twitter*com/StylesOnCharts/status/951898132765265920

oh my fucking god

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05/21/18

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Houston | 2018

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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adult cheat sheet #2!!

this is the ~sequel~ to this post, this is just basically a list of things to help with “growing up” or whatever the hell

what to do if your pet gets lost

removing stains from your carpet

how to know if you’re eligible for food stamps

throwing a dinner party

i’m pregnant, now what?

first aid tools to keep in your house

how to keep a clean kitchen

learning how to become independent from your parents

job interview tips

opening your first bank account

what to do if you lose your wallet

tips for cheap furniture

easy ways to cut your spending

selecting the right tires for your car

taking out your first loan

picking out the right credit card

how to get out of parking tickets

how to fix a leaky faucet

get all of your news in one place

getting rid of mice & rats in your house

when to go to the e.r.

buying your first home

how to buy your first stocks

guide to brewing coffee

first apartment essentials checklist

coping with a job you hate

30 books to read before you’re 30

what’s the deal with retirement?

difference between insurances

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I love cock.

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I’m gay and I love you

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like or reblog

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really so proud of him.

Just

TREAT

PEOPLE

WITH

KINDNESS

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I’m preparing myself emotionally for tomorrow.

This is the plan:

Wake up and believe something good it’s going to happen.

Live in an illusion during the next hours while listening If I Could Fly, Sweet Creature, Home, Happily, Two Ghosts, Miss You, Medicine and Strong

Eat ice-cream at midnight because nothing happened and One Direction crashed my hopes..AGAIN

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lol, y’all remember one direction? they were the shit, man

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stop treating people you admire and love like gods. when you put romanticized versions of the people you love above the people they really are, then you’ve done yourself and them a disservice. they cannot possibly ever live up to the ideal you’ve created of them, and they will inevitably disappoint you. you will be let down by someone you previously thought was perfect, or worthy of admiration, but perfection has never and will never exist, and if you look for it in a place it isn’t, you will always be let down, and it isn’t fair to you but it isn’t fair to the person you’ve romanticized in the first place. you must realize and tear down the veil of impossible standards (whether physical or more psychological) because they were never possible to attain in the first place.

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well fuck me i guess

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