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Well, it wasn't a sub, it was a sandwich. So I wasn't really missin' out.

How’re you a winner if you didn’t get a sandwich?

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I definitely don't believe that.

I am! I’m a changed man, Harry.

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I know you way too well to believe that.

I’m just an overall PG person.

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I don't think. But even if I did, I'm sure it was pretty fuckin' good. So I'm a winner, either way.

You don’t think or you know? Hmm?

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I don't think I took your sandwich then, babe. 

It was a ham and cheese sandwich that my mom made me. I was like seventeen, okay? Yes. I’d love a ride, what?

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Just cuddling? How PG of you.

Just… shh. Be nice. Well we weren’t fucking, we we were just cuddling, so now I wish the bed was made out of cake. That would’ve been a hundred times better.

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Maybe not for a sandwich. If it was a sub then maybe. Depends what was in the sandwich, actually. Do you want a ride to get your bike, baby?

Was it you?

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Watch what? You're short, I'm just pointing out the obvious. It would probably crumble a lot, though. It'd get messy if you fucked someone on it. Crumbs everywhere.

Hey, hey. Watch it. Oh my god, I wish the bed was made out of cake, but yeah, fed cake. Chocolate cake.

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Was that me? That sounds like something I'd do.

I got my bike fixed but I don’t have a ride to the shop to get it and I really don’t wanna take the bus because one time I was on the bus and someone stole my sandwich from me while I was sleeping.

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Of course you were the little spoon, you're fuckin' tiny. Were you being fed the cake or was it like, the bed was made of cake, or what? 

I had a dream that I was cuddling with a stranger. I was the little spoon and there was cake. The disappointment I had faced when I woke up and realized that it was just a dream was almost unbearable.

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Should probably do that.

Forgot to pay my water bill. Shit.

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@kmsjason: @fuckharry yeah, of course i will. just give me ten minutes, i'll be there

@fuckharry: @kmsjason thanks babe xx

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@kmsjason: @fuckharry do you have to like, stay there overnight or something?

@fuckharry: @kmsjason na its already been hours, can you come get me? they wont let me leave without someone else here to 'look after me'

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@kmsjason: @fuckharry yeah, well. where are you? want me to come get you?

@fuckharry: @kmsjason I'm at hospital cause they wanted to check me out

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@kmsjason: @fuckharry yeah but how? like, are you hurt?

@fuckharry: @kmsjason airbags are not soft Jason I feel like I got fucking punched