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AU where people age until they reach 18 and then stop aging until they meet their soul mate so they can grow old together.

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Them: come over

Me: I can’t im busy

Them: we gonna watch lotr extended edition.

Me:

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Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down

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what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

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Friendly reminder that Ed ate an entire slide because there was a pebble in his shoe.

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When I tell you I snorted!

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fantasy fiction: *has dragons*

me: 👀

the dragons: *are just giant fire-breathing lizards with no more intelligence than any other animal and are eventually killed by the heroes, who are praised for defeating a great evil*

me, closing the book and throwing it across the room: this sucks. where are the dragon riders you idiot. where's the bond between dragon and human that makes us all yearn for a special connection we can never have. fuck you.

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it’s just hard not to think about the fact that in 1915, JRR Tolkien went to war not with but certainly in the same army and many of the same battles as his 3 best school friends, all nicely upper class young men who had never known much loss, and only he and one other came back alive - and a couple decades later, he wrote a book in which 3 nicely upper class young men (and one very excellent gardener) who have never known much loss go to war together, or at least they start out together, and they all come home alive. (Though one cannot bear it, and does not stay.)

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Lord of the Rings Alphabet:  Loyalty

“You can trust us to stick with you through thick and thin—to the bitter end. And you can trust us to keep any secret of yours—closer than you keep it yourself. But you cannot trust us to let you face trouble alone, and go off without a word. We are your friends.”

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Diva Legolas | Part 37: What Did You Say? Listen to this for a better reading experience

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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

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things u youngins will never understand

peter pan at disney land discourse

mishapocalypse 

“reblog if you support gay marriage xDDDD” followed by 500 glee, spn, doctor who gifs and comments like “then john and sherlock could get married” and “if you don’t reblog this i’m unfollowing you”

y’all know about superwholock but you don’t know about superwholock there were petitions to each studio to get them to do a mashup urls like “johnlock-in-the-tardis-with-castiel-221b” shitty “edits” which were just stolen gifs mashed together with different dialogue over them

that one time someone reblogged a gif of the london eye from the sherlock opening and said “i don’t know why but this feels like home” and ended up deleting their blog bc there were so many comments the blockquotes ran off the screen of people calling them stupid and a shitton of spn gifs as always

gif memes aka “the x gif in your folder is your reaction when dean and cas kiss”

that fucking theme garden theme with the scrolls and banners. you know the one.

once-ler and subsequently shipping him with himself

rise of the guardians

“ew all these hannibal fans trying to get in on superwholock get away” 

the supreme hatred of all female characters

everyone shipping lestrade and mycroft bc idk they’re white men i guess

merlin

tom hiddleston and benedict cumberbatch were the sexiest men alive

“reblog ALL the memes” type posts you know the ones

gif wars

mutant and proud

the social network

inception

ask blogs

always reblog david karp 

gpoy

5ever

what is air?!

when you had to go to another page to reblog things

scrolling all the way back to the top to reblog a post

missing e.

“can you make that last ask rebloggable?”

2012 doomsday

+bonus of the above: posts like “it’ll be okay dean and sam are out there saving the world right now xD”

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