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Happy Masters of the Universe Day to those who celebrate! Normally they're $15 each, but today you can get "Bone Zone" boxer briefs for only $10!

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I give AI art two thumbs up! "Who's Got Two Thumbs" by Harebrained

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"Ferraris move pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it flying out of a glass garage."

New shirt is up!

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Galentine's Day was a couple of days ago but that doesn't mean you can't treat yo self to some $5.99 panties. (Disclaimer: Panties do not smell like JJ's waffles- please stop asking)

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Keep the earth clean and put your junk inside of me!

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I can never tell when Toad is infected. "The Mushroom Kingdom" by Harebrained.

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Oh you thought I was done with Hellfire Club parodies?! I'll dig up a 30 year old Simpsons reference to prove you wrong.

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I heard this guy likes to fondle his sweaters.

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I’ll keep this brief. And boxer brief. Shop Harebraineds clearance section to save some money.

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Welcome to the Harebrained Quality Product Outlet Store where we promise to keep dropping panties and prices!*

*Disclaimer: We promise NOTHING. Prices will stop dropping after January 15th.

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REMINDER: Thoughts and prayers without action are worth fucking nothing.

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We dropped a lot of panties last month. If you could pick one up off the floor, which would you pick up and put on your butt?

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Raise your hand if you were kidnapped by Krampus last night, you naughty, naughty people.

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DEAD FIRST: In 1923, jockey Frank Hayes came in first place atop his horse Sweet Kiss at a Belmont Park steeplechase, despite succumbing to a heart attack mid-race. It was was his first and only victory, and to this day he is the only jockey to win a race while dead. (SFB p.164) Other fun headlines would have been "You Whinny Some, You Lose Some" and "Hard To Beat A Dead, Horse". Check out our book "Shit For Brains: Trivia You Can't Unknow" which was written and illustrated by us. (takes a bow)

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Nothing to see here, just some Regular Human Underwear.

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Not only is $35 already a great deal, you can get an extra 20% off our Sh*t For Brains bundle with the code CYBERTIME. We had some discount codes for 75% & 50% off, but our newsletter subscribers snatched those up right away.

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Thanks to all The Plastics and actual human beings who bought stuff from us this weekend! Watch your inbox tonight for the Cyber Monday promo codes!!!