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indefinite hiatus-

yeah im takin a break bc things arent really fun at the moment and i really dont wanna be forcin myself to do somethin if im not enjoying it yknow

yall can contact me at gutsyexe if you need to

i wont be deletin this blog just yet bc ill see how i feel

thanks yall!

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"Hi! I just need you to pretend like you know me."

You had stopped for a second outside a store window to briefly ponder something when you heard the voice from behind you. You glanced over your shoulder, looking up and squinting. Who the hell was this guy? Standing over you was some tall, gaunt man dressed in green and fidgeting uncomfortably. From the way he was making way too much eye-contact, you could tell he had to be talking to you.

‘What? I don’t fuckin’ know you.’ You reply.

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Send me a "drink up!" and my muse will tell yours a secret while intoxicated.

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First meeting {Sentence Starters}

"Pretty quiet place, isn't it?"

"Can I pet your dog?"

"I love your ____! Where did you get it?"

"Didn't know anybody else was here."

"Sorry, is this seat taken?"

"You haven't seen this ____ anywhere, have you?"

"Wow, this line's really long isn't it?"

"So, you come here often?"

"Yeah, can I help you with something?"

"What do you usually order when you come here?"

"So- weather's pretty nice."

"I'm so sorry! I didn't see you!"

"Don't suppose you know where to get a great meal around here?"

"Can you tell me how to get to ____?"

"Mind if I share your umbrella for a minute?"

"Hi! I just need you to pretend like you know me!"

"You need directions or something?"

"This seat's open!"

"Haven't seen you around. Need something?"

"Um, hi. How long have you been standing there?"

"Don't ask, just run!"

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Ace Dick, B7. (of course i was gonna request him lmao)

((confession time: i have never drawn this man before))

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ace dick c2

pretty sure this is one of his default emotions

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spitefulspades replied to your post: I can’t believe I found another goddam...

it really makes you wonder why a person would be dumpin bodies right by your apartment.

Yeah, gee, I wonder.

I might look dense but i’m not an idiot. Everyone in this goddamn city is out to get me. I know the MO by now, I know exactly what’s up.

Fuckin’ assholes.

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_________ or _________

Make me choose between:

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I can’t believe I found another goddamn unconscious man in th’ skip outside our apartment. Looks like he’s been stabbed in th’ gut and just kinda passed out on top of th’ garbage. At least its not another corpse this time, I guess. Startin’ to get weird explaining that to the landlord.

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Shinjuku High-Rises by Hidehiko Sakashita

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Well i’ll be. There’s 100 of ya’ now? I honestly didn’t expect to get this far. Thanks fer finding some kinda interest in this old man, I suppose.

Although I got th’ sneaking suspicion most of you are gangsters keepin’ an eye on me. Eh, company is company.

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D’ya ever have a real bad day and just like... start dwelling on shit that happened years ago? And ya’ try to tell yourself that shit don’t even matter anymore, it’s old as balls and impossible to change, but ya’ still just...

I need another drink.

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Pickle Inspector seizes the opportunity and draws his KEY.

He takes careful aim, but suddenly becomes distracted by that enchanting lady over there. Her beauty is like nothing he’s ever imagined.

He accidentally shoots Ace Dick.

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‘We’ll get dat’ Midnight Crew yet!’