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if a vampire were to steady my throat by wrapping their hand around it and maneuvering it so that they can feed from my neck i don’t think they would get anything. On account of all of the blood immediately rushing down to my

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hey guys i'm going to the store can u make sure nothing happens to my chocolate milk

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When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

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bring back the habits that made you happy as a child. there’s no reason you should ever have to give up harmless things that bring you joy. you don’t have to age out of having fun. finger paint. write mediocre fanfiction and questionable poetry. put chocolate chips in your waffles. sing in the bath, and while working in the yard, and while washing your hands. hammer tunelessly on a piano. spin in circles until you fall down. climb a tree. just because you’re now in charge of your life doesn’t mean you’re expected to give up on the things that make life feel worth living

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No 👎

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love when i drink so much water at once i run out of breath. makes me feel like a kid at the park at a water fountain

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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

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(original tweet)

I would like a million dollars so I can give it to this man to carve whatever he wants in wood surfaces all over my dream house and also any public buildings he feels like, please.

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i don't care if monday's bleak

tuesday matches wednesday's freak

thursday mispronouncing steak

it's friday, i'm in love

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Oh yeah, I know them, we grew up together on tumblr.com

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ending every fully botched sentence with "thats my sentence i hope u liked it"

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next week being christmas feels fake but okay

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I'm terribly sorry sweetheart, but it's too cold to pull out.

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I’ve been engaging in behaviours not beneficial to my wellbeing

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my arrival time at your birthday party will be 8.30-esque dude. it will bear several similarities to 8.30