I roleplay as one of Japan's new humanized robots named Rain-chan ヽ(´ー`)┌ is the reblog button btw
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person: so what music are you into?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation
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Somebody should be my boyfriend as a “joke” and we can kiss “sarcastically” and have sex “ironically”
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i found a gif that actually explains perfectly my whole life
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When someone threatens me over the internet.
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THIS INSTRUMENT IS CALLED THE KALIMBA. THIS IS FATE.
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omfg I called my mom’s phone so I could tell them I wanted mcdonalds but she didn’t answer her phone and then all of a sudden our house phone rings and I assumed that it was her calling back so when I answered it I yelled “PLEASE BUY ME MCDONALDS” and the person on the phone goes “um……this is t-mobile”
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one day i will have the courage to watch forrest hump
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weed smokeing tip: put the weed in your mouth
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harlem shake with all my friends
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Me: Wow this fanfiction looks painful and heartbreaking let's read it.
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