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you know it’s going downhill again when you’re back on the fanfic bullshit.
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Yesh! Pwease make me feel littles! Hehe 💕☺️✨
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I have done this and it works! 😂😋
I only accept payment in kissies😋
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You could get a bike
If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.
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when you scroll down your dash and the cgi man in a powdered wig screams at you
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My first year of college:
Me: omg I’m so happy!!
Friend: why?
Me: I got 5 hours of sleep! That’s more than I’ve had in a month!
My second year of college:
Me: IF I DO NOT HAVE AT LEAST 7 1/2 HOURS OF SLEEP, HEADS WILL ROLL
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Concept: horse girl movie where instead of having a horse that’s Damaged With A Heart Of Gold and a Sad Girl Who Needs It we have a horse who’s just batshit crazy who forges a grudging bond with the main character because she’s even batshit fucking crazier
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imagine steve being like “man i really want indian tonight” but he cant bc america still wont let non whites immigrate, so he’s stuck w food w/o flavour
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