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she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath
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my gf is german and she just forgot the word for slug so she asked me “how do you call snails without homes”
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what will future historians do with this
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have you scremed today ?
if not, take time to scream now
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