Dani, 27, she/her. Into tma and honkai right now. Come back later for another interest
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What if they had a mausoleum in Piltover, but ended up being forgotten by all but their professor
I believe Heimerdinger is not dead, just lost in an other dimension or back in Bundle I wonder how he would feel in this situation
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He's got that "good at hurting your feelings" technique from his mother's side
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Ive never really met anyone that thought of ribs as interesting… that’s such a shame. Ribs and the things they do are fascinating…. I think about them everyday.
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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
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My brother wanting to study design in college, im praying for his soul
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The fact that “Elon musk does two Nazi salutes” isn’t blowing up my push notifications is the best example I could possibly give of the media’s failure to do fucking anything
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This past month a group of my talented friends and I have been working on a short horror game based around christian iconography for a monthly game jam! We ourselves are not very religious at all but the christian trauma made us think about some interesting horror elements. Here are some of my concepts and sprites I did for the game :-)
We are very excited to share the game with you and hope you enjoy this little experience!
You can check it out on itch.io under this link: https://veeplusctrl.itch.io/god-forgives-you
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No day is bad enough that it cant be made worse by me finding some sort of insect thing somewhere, which always happens somehow. Today i stepped on some sort of cockroach egg or something in my shoe
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Things that leveled me up as a Dyke Pt. 2
When I had dyke sex in the parking lot of the fire and brimstone church I grew up in
When a girl drew protective sigils on my arm for weeks after she overheard me tearing apart her old roommate for saying transphobic shit about her
When the sleep study doctor told me I have a medically large tongue and my wife shouted "I KNEW IT"
When the butch at the hardware store told me the shelf cutting machine broke and we spent 20min cutting shelves with bolt cutters for my wife's closet.
At the RenFaire, my wife tried the knife throwing but couldn't get it, then got huffy when I told her how to do it. She handed me the last knife and told me it's not that easy. I did not tell her I threw knives a lot as a kid, so with all her bags and jewelry balanced in one arm, I flipped the knife a couple times and sunk it into the wooden target guy. Felt like a damn hallmark movie and I loved it.
When an Aussie woman in a hotel lobby asked me to please please keep talking because she was fascinated by my american southern accent. I called her darlin and she blushed.
When my wife's grandfather was fine with her being a lesbian largely because I was such a big help with the cattle
When I moved an iron bedframe into the garden for my wife's coworker and she asked how long we'd been together. The answer was that morning. We'd been going steady for about an hour.
When I taught my wife how to waltz
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Albatross chick By: Lancelot Tickell From: The Fascinating Secrets of Oceans & Islands 1972
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Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …
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what people need to understand is that ariana grande is able to pull off every single one of galinda's physical gags because that woman was in the comedy trenches of nickelodeon's victorious and anyone who was forced to show feet in front of dan schneider is walking away with a level of commitment to the bit that human beings were not built to perceive
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