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caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes
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Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’
Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:
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Todays the day!!!
Take one and pass it on
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No one:
Tumblr users at 00:00 on March 15th:
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You’ve been hit by 🔪
You’ve been struck by 🔪
A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪
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tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate
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biblically accurate angel: ʙᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀғʀᴀɪᴅ
me, monsterfucker: *going up to give them a little kiss*
biblically accurate angel: ʙᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀғʀᴀɪᴅ
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I was off Tumblr for one day and everything is vanilla extract.
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Ya blink and suddenly vanilla extract is a meme I guess
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i could never be a saint because when people treat me like shit i don't forgive and endure. i want to hurt them.
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REblog if you are Asexual, support Asexuals, or spend most of your time actually thinking about Superheroes.
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one of my favorite books as a kid was this one on speculative zoology/evolution that I loved so much I borrowed it to the point my school had to chase me up on returning it several times. it influenced my early creature art and design and pushed me to delve into my own specbio (on dragons. no surprises there). I loved the informatic entries, all their little lore bits and ecological adaptations; the wild color palettes, their weird little shapes. it was called The New Dinosaurs, by Dougal Dixon.
there were two more books in the series that my school didn’t have, which is either a blessing or a curse, because the third book in the set is called Man After Man.
which contains this.
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