happyabsenceburialservice
happyabsenceburialservice
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[Dep. Fozzer Velyes RP blog by Cain]
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We Didn't Have Cavetrolls
The Condesce Simply Emerged Fully Formed From The Primoridal Broth Of The Roiling Seas And Willed Her Subjects Into Existence
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Ahh_I_mean... I_don't_think_most_common_folk_would_be_as_haunted_as_they_are_if_it_was_a_choice_for_them... While_Fozzer_can't_speak_on_the_behalf_of_those_who_want_to_be_haunted_in_his_experience_hauntings_have_been_primarily_unexpected_and_unwanted. I_just_wish_they'd_make_lowblood_ghost_busting_services_more_effective_or_maybe_more_affordable..
so every one here is either haunted or wants to be haunted. no wonder you are all like this, this is making the most sense out of any thing i've ever heard on this web site.
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happyabsenceburialservice · 11 days ago
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My_pan_would_be_just_fine_if_I_wasn't_getting_haunted_at_hive. I_was_doing_just_peachy_before_some_rapscallionized_specters_showed_up_for_good!!!! I'm_living_a_nightmare_and_working_ontop_of_it,_so_I'm_sorry_if_my_pans_a_bit_mush!
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happyabsenceburialservice · 11 days ago
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I’m the black mold in your house giving you insane hallucinations
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happyabsenceburialservice · 11 days ago
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Fozzer_has_not_slept_in_three_days. I_think_I'm..._going_to_start_spending_more_time_at_the_library_again... As_important_as_it_is_for_someone_like_me_to_fill_my_role_in_society_as_a_service_worker_it's... >_< Its_draining_me_faster_than_a_barrel_full_of_holes. Which_is_exactly_how_my_pans_got_me_feeling_like.
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happyabsenceburialservice · 12 days ago
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Babe that last essay gave me a raging thinker I'm gonna have to go muse off right now
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happyabsenceburialservice · 12 days ago
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lately ive been imagining bright strobing lights and demonic thoughtforms 24/7 in order to make my psychoscape uninhabitable for any malicious telepaths trying to gain access
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happyabsenceburialservice · 16 days ago
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if it helps nothing is permitted. you arent allowed to do anything. everything you do will always be able to be interpreted as, and therefore is, wrong. youre going to hurt people. you are going to manipulate people. youre going to fuck up. so what rules do you want to break? how do you want to be wrong?what kind of harm are you okay with doing to a person? what kind of manipulation is true to you? what kind of fuck up do you want to be? how do you make peace with the violence implicit in living? start there.
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happyabsenceburialservice · 20 days ago
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How_are_you_able_to_tell_the_difference? ?:B
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happyabsenceburialservice · 20 days ago
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Wait_a_sec. This_isn't_troogle.
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happyabsenceburialservice · 20 days ago
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Pain_relief_cream_for_order.
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happyabsenceburialservice · 20 days ago
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happyabsenceburialservice · 20 days ago
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happyabsenceburialservice · 20 days ago
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happyabsenceburialservice · 20 days ago
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happyabsenceburialservice · 20 days ago
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truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.
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happyabsenceburialservice · 21 days ago
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